Jul 21, 2006 01:59
I'm beginning to think that there is a correlation between a girl's happiness and the number of times the final letter is repeated in a word. Example:
I'm sooo happyyyyyyy todayyy!
A variation on this concept is the addition of another, previously unused/unseen letter to the word. Observe:
Do you knoe that he saidd he loveees meeeeee!?
This is perhaps due to the flow of endorphines from various parts of the body to their receptors replacing the normal fluids tantamount in the operation of basic motor skills.
Of course, once the female is totally devoid of any emotion but elation, the situation becomes critical; the once decent ability to type at a fairly rapid pace is reduced to one of or both eyelids going lazy and drool replacing the faculties of speech.
I debunked it! I am so happpeeeeeeee!