i got a good chuckle out of this...
-Top Ten Reasons Why Leaving Providence Day Will Likely Cause white crustiness on my gown as I walk across the stage and receive my diploma in June: by thomas mccollough
10. Assembly blows.
9. Leaving all the she-devil teachers at our school
8.Dress Code- i'll be able to walk into my first college class in w/e the hell i fell asleep in the night before.
7. having a dining hall that serves soft drinks and isn't Communist
6. Mr. Topham and his chewed bubble gum figure
5. Mr. Hark and his Napoleon complex
4. Mr. Opella and in general the fine arts department that loves to suck itself off.
3. The West Wing- no matter what you call it, its still a massive dump on cinder blocks that adds nothing to the campus and is only another way to waste money. Instead, how bout you take that money, buy Bratek and Topham liposuction, and give fake boobs to that really hot middle school english teacher that was Miss Vermont. Or use it to launch Luscia into outerspace, or so he thinks, and really just blow it up in mid-air.
2. The parking situation- all lower/middle school facutly have an inferiority complex for one and insist on being cock suckers, but the parents have no right to ever block a student in and proceed to get mad at us for not being happy about it.
1. (this was really hard but i think all of you know what it is) BRATEK- there is no more worthless person at our school unless its the fat retarded trey cleaner that couldn't tell you what one piece of cake plus another piece of cake equals. 300 grand for his job makes no sense. but any man that cheats on his wife and bangs his assistent must be a great role model for the school...right?
second semester countdown...2 weeks
10. Assembly blows.
9. Leaving all the she-devil teachers at our school
8.Dress Code- i'll be able to walk into my first college class in w/e the hell i fell asleep in the night before.
7. having a dining hall that serves soft drinks and isn't Communist
6. Mr. Topham and his chewed bubble gum figure
5. Mr. Hark and his Napoleon complex
4. Mr. Opella and in general the fine arts department that loves to suck itself off.
3. The West Wing- no matter what you call it, its still a massive dump on cinder blocks that adds nothing to the campus and is only another way to waste money. Instead, how bout you take that money, buy Bratek and Topham liposuction, and give fake boobs to that really hot middle school english teacher that was Miss Vermont. Or use it to launch Luscia into outerspace, or so he thinks, and really just blow it up in mid-air.
2. The parking situation- all lower/middle school facutly have an inferiority complex for one and insist on being cock suckers, but the parents have no right to ever block a student in and proceed to get mad at us for not being happy about it.
1. (this was really hard but i think all of you know what it is) BRATEK- there is no more worthless person at our school unless its the fat retarded trey cleaner that couldn't tell you what one piece of cake plus another piece of cake equals. 300 grand for his job makes no sense. but any man that cheats on his wife and bangs his assistent must be a great role model for the school...right?
second semester countdown...2 weeks