OH NO! Buffy and her peroxided lover are threatening me!
Killing Lorne had been nice, but would have tasted a whole lot better if I had been able to do it after snapping Gunn's head completely off of his shoulders and draining sweet little Fred drier then the Sahara.
Unfortunately, somebody was always ruining all of my fun. the big rockboy known as the Beast had beat me to Fred and Gunn, probably because was stupid and tried to fight him, bringing cute, little innocent Fred along for the death ride. It was no fun, them being dead without me being the cause of it. There was so much death that I needed to unleash, which still had included the punk of my spunk, and Wesley. I was torn about what to do with both of them. I was thinking that Connor as a vampire would be an outrageous amount of fun. I mean, he already had all of that angst going for him. It was quite the spectacle seeing him want the other, annoying part of me dead.
No, I was thinking that I would kill Connor. He would still be annoying as a vampire and the last thing that I needed was for him to still have a vendetta for me undead, or worse, simply being around would remind me of times that I didn't want to remember, although his confliction would be...YAO, entertaining.
Wesley on the other hand, especially when he finds out that Fred is dead. God, Wesley as a vampire. The possibilities were endless. I'd wonder who he'd lash out upon? Probably his father for starters, not that his father was wrong to taunt him about not being good enough. Wesley was useless and bumbling, virtually never getting anything right. He would know that Fred was dead and all of that rage would just be perfect. I just had to find him, and as I looked, who do I run into?
Who, but who? Buffy, Spike and Buffy's cute little runt of a sister. Now I couldn't think of anything better then to kill Spike, hurt Buffy and leave her in the knowledge that her sister was a vampire. Besides, Dawn was destined to be even sexier then Buffy, if that's possible. Yes, it is possible, especially with Buffy wearing the scent of Spike on her. Falling for Spike. I didn't want to get back in there. Spike was dirty, but that was all very beside the point, considering that he was about to be dead.
Buffy barked at me, fitting, for her, barking, about staying away from Dawn, as I stood on top of the car that they had obviously stolen to get down here, because, hey, none of them had money, the least of which was Spike, who saved money that he stole...ummm....never, and Buffy, who had been slinging burgers for money. Then, oh then, Spike comes forward and says something witty about me running when I couldn't win.
I jumped off of the car. It wouldn't be easy, but come on. Buffy and Spike. I had so many advantages here. They were into each other for starters and I remembered how well that worked when Buffy and I...GAG, were fighting together. Then there was the x-factor. Dawn, so cute. I could smell the fear in her blood even with the windows of the car closed.
"Who said that I couldn't take both you and Buffy down, peroxide boy, and then make Dawn, so cute, my immortal bitch? Hah?"
I donned my fangs, ready for this. It was going to be fun, regardless.
[Buffy, Spike and Dawn]
Unfortunately, somebody was always ruining all of my fun. the big rockboy known as the Beast had beat me to Fred and Gunn, probably because was stupid and tried to fight him, bringing cute, little innocent Fred along for the death ride. It was no fun, them being dead without me being the cause of it. There was so much death that I needed to unleash, which still had included the punk of my spunk, and Wesley. I was torn about what to do with both of them. I was thinking that Connor as a vampire would be an outrageous amount of fun. I mean, he already had all of that angst going for him. It was quite the spectacle seeing him want the other, annoying part of me dead.
No, I was thinking that I would kill Connor. He would still be annoying as a vampire and the last thing that I needed was for him to still have a vendetta for me undead, or worse, simply being around would remind me of times that I didn't want to remember, although his confliction would be...YAO, entertaining.
Wesley on the other hand, especially when he finds out that Fred is dead. God, Wesley as a vampire. The possibilities were endless. I'd wonder who he'd lash out upon? Probably his father for starters, not that his father was wrong to taunt him about not being good enough. Wesley was useless and bumbling, virtually never getting anything right. He would know that Fred was dead and all of that rage would just be perfect. I just had to find him, and as I looked, who do I run into?
Who, but who? Buffy, Spike and Buffy's cute little runt of a sister. Now I couldn't think of anything better then to kill Spike, hurt Buffy and leave her in the knowledge that her sister was a vampire. Besides, Dawn was destined to be even sexier then Buffy, if that's possible. Yes, it is possible, especially with Buffy wearing the scent of Spike on her. Falling for Spike. I didn't want to get back in there. Spike was dirty, but that was all very beside the point, considering that he was about to be dead.
Buffy barked at me, fitting, for her, barking, about staying away from Dawn, as I stood on top of the car that they had obviously stolen to get down here, because, hey, none of them had money, the least of which was Spike, who saved money that he stole...ummm....never, and Buffy, who had been slinging burgers for money. Then, oh then, Spike comes forward and says something witty about me running when I couldn't win.
I jumped off of the car. It wouldn't be easy, but come on. Buffy and Spike. I had so many advantages here. They were into each other for starters and I remembered how well that worked when Buffy and I...GAG, were fighting together. Then there was the x-factor. Dawn, so cute. I could smell the fear in her blood even with the windows of the car closed.
"Who said that I couldn't take both you and Buffy down, peroxide boy, and then make Dawn, so cute, my immortal bitch? Hah?"
I donned my fangs, ready for this. It was going to be fun, regardless.
[Buffy, Spike and Dawn]