"i'm a reverend" or "i can now do the following"

Feb 20, 2005 00:49

As a minister with the ULC, its own denomination, you are granted the following rights:

• To perform marriages within any US state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage.

• To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision. [damn!]

• To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.

• To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.
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