So all is going right once again in the female department. And with such an unlikely candidate, too...
BOY I SURE LOVE BEING CRYPTIC DON'T YOU GUYS IT'S FUN AM I RITE I AM RITE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I ASKED.
OK I'll give you a hint; It's someone I've dated before (but we're not going to be idiots and fuck it up this time) and she's bigger than a breadbasket. And no it's not Corey, just to dispel that right off the bat.
I bought a watch today. It's like a Matrix watch, but at the same time not. It's sweet.
Also, apparently an air conditioning pipe blew up in Laser Tag today and spewed freon all over the place, and it was also apparently closed for the majority of the day. I hope it stays that way tomorrow. I could use a day dedicated to fixing shit and not having to deal with little faggoty kids who don't listen. I can't fathom how they could have it fixed by then, plus if they turned it off it'd get hot as a fucking Jew oven in there.
Yeah that's pretty much it OH my cell phone works again so call that shit.
Oh and also I fucking love Guilty Gear and I'm totally getting seriously into it. Venom is too sweet.
And also McDonald's made me lose all faith in humanity tonight. I ordered a PLAIN NO CHEESE burger, which is easy enough to make. First one had cheese all over it. So I went BACK through the drive-thru (where I was asked rather forcefully to turn off my vehicle. Ha fucking ha.), told them what I wanted, and this time got a burger with EVERYTHING, including cheese on it. So the 3rd time I was pissy and she asked me to turn my car off and I asked her to make my food right and I kept all the food fuck that I'm not giving it back. Then Dave and Scott ate the extras.
And one more thing:
If you know what that is, you get some sex. If you don't, die.
Out.