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So you know what I hate? Here's a list!
FUCKING FURRIES: OK, first off, I fucking hate furries. For the uneducated (you lucky bastards, not knowing about furries...), a furry is someone who thinks they are an animal, or likes to dress up like an animal, and then have sex in such a manner. Often, they go out in public. Dressed like fucking animals. And it creeps my shit out. Case in point, the fat bitch from WAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the day at OPFF, has started coming to Power Play pretty frequently now. Guess what? SHE'S A FUCKING FURRY. Just the other day, she was in full furry fucking regalia. A cat head, paws, and shit on her feet. Why. What the fuck is the point. If you wanna dress up like a cat and take it in the ass, that's fine (well, it's not fine, but you know what I mean), JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM. I already didn't want to think about you in any sort of sexual situation, and now, not only do I know for a FACT that you get fucked, I know that you do it while purring and licking your foot. Thanks, asshole, now I have to get a lobotomy.
MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND OLDER WEARING TWEETY BIRD SHIRTS: Sure, maybe on a 5 year old, a shirt with Tweety Bird saying something akin to "I am adorable so everything I say is cute" could be endearing. But not on a 35 year old. And seriously. If you're going to make shirts with Looney Tunes saying shit, at least make it fit. Tweety Bird saying "I don't take orders, I'M the boss" isn't really that accurate if you think about it. Tweety got eaten CONSTANTLY by a retarded fucking cat. If it wasn't for the grandma she'd be best friends with a mouse skeleton. Fucking cunt. I hate Tweety Bird.
BLACK PEOPLE WHO SCREAM EVERY FIVE SECONDS: Ok, I know. The tilt-a-whirl, and maybe even laser tag to some extent, can be a bit startling sometimes. I'll give you that. However, when the tilt-a-whirl is JUST starting, barely moving, I can see no real reason to scream at the top of your fucking lungs. If there is one, someone clue me in. Please. And I'm sure that robotic voice saying "Game start" at the beginning of a game of laser tag is abso-fucking-lutely terrifying. So terrifying in fact, that you have to scream like a banshee with its hand caught in a car door. Oh wait. You DON'T have to scream like that? You're just fucking morons with no real sense of manners or mores? Oh ok.
PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT IF THEY ACT LIKE MY FRIEND THAT I'LL GIVE THEM SHIT: Fuck you guys. Do I even know you? What's the point of being nice to me? You're not gonna get free shit. All you're gonna do is piss me off and earn yourself a roundhouse kick to the throat. And then how are you going to breathe, faggot?
PROSTI-TOTS: You people piss me off the most. You're 12. Go ride bikes. Wear some clothes. Stop wanting the dick so bad, you'll have plenty of time for it later. Keep that shit up and I just might have to buy a van. So I can lure you into it and kick your ass for sucking.
Out.
FUCKING FURRIES: OK, first off, I fucking hate furries. For the uneducated (you lucky bastards, not knowing about furries...), a furry is someone who thinks they are an animal, or likes to dress up like an animal, and then have sex in such a manner. Often, they go out in public. Dressed like fucking animals. And it creeps my shit out. Case in point, the fat bitch from WAAAAAAAAAAAY back in the day at OPFF, has started coming to Power Play pretty frequently now. Guess what? SHE'S A FUCKING FURRY. Just the other day, she was in full furry fucking regalia. A cat head, paws, and shit on her feet. Why. What the fuck is the point. If you wanna dress up like a cat and take it in the ass, that's fine (well, it's not fine, but you know what I mean), JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING BEDROOM. I already didn't want to think about you in any sort of sexual situation, and now, not only do I know for a FACT that you get fucked, I know that you do it while purring and licking your foot. Thanks, asshole, now I have to get a lobotomy.
MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND OLDER WEARING TWEETY BIRD SHIRTS: Sure, maybe on a 5 year old, a shirt with Tweety Bird saying something akin to "I am adorable so everything I say is cute" could be endearing. But not on a 35 year old. And seriously. If you're going to make shirts with Looney Tunes saying shit, at least make it fit. Tweety Bird saying "I don't take orders, I'M the boss" isn't really that accurate if you think about it. Tweety got eaten CONSTANTLY by a retarded fucking cat. If it wasn't for the grandma she'd be best friends with a mouse skeleton. Fucking cunt. I hate Tweety Bird.
BLACK PEOPLE WHO SCREAM EVERY FIVE SECONDS: Ok, I know. The tilt-a-whirl, and maybe even laser tag to some extent, can be a bit startling sometimes. I'll give you that. However, when the tilt-a-whirl is JUST starting, barely moving, I can see no real reason to scream at the top of your fucking lungs. If there is one, someone clue me in. Please. And I'm sure that robotic voice saying "Game start" at the beginning of a game of laser tag is abso-fucking-lutely terrifying. So terrifying in fact, that you have to scream like a banshee with its hand caught in a car door. Oh wait. You DON'T have to scream like that? You're just fucking morons with no real sense of manners or mores? Oh ok.
PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT IF THEY ACT LIKE MY FRIEND THAT I'LL GIVE THEM SHIT: Fuck you guys. Do I even know you? What's the point of being nice to me? You're not gonna get free shit. All you're gonna do is piss me off and earn yourself a roundhouse kick to the throat. And then how are you going to breathe, faggot?
PROSTI-TOTS: You people piss me off the most. You're 12. Go ride bikes. Wear some clothes. Stop wanting the dick so bad, you'll have plenty of time for it later. Keep that shit up and I just might have to buy a van. So I can lure you into it and kick your ass for sucking.
Out.