English 323
SO for Rhetorical Composition, my professor suggested we started writing (really!) about things in everyday life and try to make them interesting. Well I suggested why not just make everyone write about this class, and then hopefully one of us will make it interesting.
Prof Rieder: "SO yeah, just try and develop a two piece simile based on your portfolio topic and something I'm going to put up on the board" (puts up a picture of recently incriminated NY Governor Elliot Spitzer)
Girl in class: "Ok, I have: 'gun laws are corrupt and hypocritical like New York governors
Me: "Due to excessively high union worker wages, I'm paying as much for my oil change as elliot spitzer did for his whores ZING"
Bad idea this isnt going to be good
I'll go back to ms paint soon
Prof Rieder: "SO yeah, just try and develop a two piece simile based on your portfolio topic and something I'm going to put up on the board" (puts up a picture of recently incriminated NY Governor Elliot Spitzer)
Girl in class: "Ok, I have: 'gun laws are corrupt and hypocritical like New York governors
Me: "Due to excessively high union worker wages, I'm paying as much for my oil change as elliot spitzer did for his whores ZING"
Bad idea this isnt going to be good
I'll go back to ms paint soon