Fic: My Favourite Adventure
Title: My Favourite Adventure
Author: doves_wing
Genre: Fluff, mostly
Rating: PG-15ish for Innuendo and Implication
Authors Notes: For 3sentence - Table 5. My Favourite Adventure is by K's Choice (lyrics|song).
Front
Rose knows she is truly trashed when she can’t tell which side of the TARDIS is the door.
Foot
Foot massages are fantastic, the Doctor decides, especially when he discovers that Rose is extremely ticklish.
Length
She couldn’t tell you the length of time they spend running, but it does wonders for her figure.
Rough
Both Jack and Rose discover that even Time Lords need to shave in the mornings.
Road
Muddy roads make for fun mud fights- but getting clean is even more fun when the shower can hold three.
Hero
Rose can’t cure the Doctor’s hero complex, and Jack can’t cure it, but perhaps together they’ll find a way.
Villain
Every so often they find a planet that has cast the Doctor as their main deity of death, and for a while they cannot comprehend why.
Journey
When the Doctor allows a society to destroy itself in a desperate bid to straighten out the timeline interfered with by Time Agents, they start to understand.
Clasp
It takes two of them to master the clasp of her bra, and then she goes and switches on them and wears one that fastens in the front.
Hands
Jack talks with his hands, Rose notices absentmindedly, and she’s sure one day he’s going to hit someone by accident with his gesturing and cause a war- that’s just how these things go with them.
Beautiful
They will never let Jack down for being caught singing “You’re Beautiful” in the shower- never ever.
Ugly
When Jack tells the Rose she’s gorgeous, covered in slime and muck, all he receives is an incredulous stare.
Passion
The incredulous stare turns to a reluctant smile as he tickles her, and promises he won’t stop until she tells him she’s beautiful.
Mind
When the Doctor starts finding their stuff in his room, he feels like he should mind a whole lot more than he actually does.
Whine
A little known fact is that Jack is the worst whiner when not clean.
Dirty
His dislike of being dirty is surprising for someone who had lived through the Second World War- there’s not much time to shower when standing on top of your comrades bodies in the freezing rain in a trench in the middle of godforsaken France.
Cheap
He can say one thing about the 40s though; everything was cheaper then.
Clean
Rose’s pomegranate shampoo clashes horrible with Jack’s lemon; the Doctor makes an executive decision and kicks Jack’s shampoo out- he thinks it smells like floor cleanser.
Tail
“Oh, I don’t know, with the right jacket…” Nothing Jack says makes Rose feel any better about the collie tail springing from her lower back.
Black
Not even threats of black holes and airlocks can get Rose to let something go until it’s fully resolved.
Hole
It might help that she knows neither of them will do it; the hole it would leave would be irreparable.
Candle
When they believed Rose to be dead, Jack and the Doctor lit a Vr’suvian candle in memory; they weren’t sure what else to do.
Blaze
The blaze gives them something to focus on, instead of the fact that one of them will never come home.
Escape
When Rose knocks on the TARDIS door, they keep the candle in their room anyways.
Head
Jack discovers Rose really hates it when people ruffle her hair.
Ache
He has a bruise to prove it.
Itch
Jack’s “aliens made him do it” excuse only works once or twice, even if he has an alien bug bite to prove it.
Scratch
That alien bug bite turns out to itch something fierce, and it takes the Doctor a while to find the anti-itch cream.
Night
He makes up for it later that night, thoroughly taking Jack’s mind off of bites, at least of that sort.
Scream
When Rose starts having nightmares that wake them all up, both Jack and the Doctor think they should take a break for a while.
Bitch
Rose puts that out of their minds very quickly.
Moan
When they get caught and arrested for the fifth time, Rose puts a ban on ‘outdoor activities’.
Day
That ban lasted about a day.
Cry
Predictably, they get are nearly caught again thanks to Jacks inability to keep quiet; the Doctor solves this with a well-placed hand.
Afternoon
While Jack loves adventure, he has a special place in his heart for gentle Sunday afternoons spent in the TARDIS library.
Midnight
Jackie is less than happy when they arrive at midnight, especially with her… guest.
Twilight
But when they claim they’ll leave by the next evening, she insists on them staying a bit longer.
Gentle
Despite her outward fearsome demeanor, Jack knows that Jackie possesses one of the gentlest hearts he’s met.
Pressure
Jackie nags Rose so much about whether she is, as she puts it, ‘with’ one of them that Rose comes right out and tells her.
Massage
Jackie rubs her temples- her little girl with two men?
Perfume
The Doctor, predictably, had been prepared for such an event, and had a vial of very nice perfume as a placating gift.
Bottle
The delicate violet bottle of perfume doesn’t really assuage Jackie’s fears, but it’s nice of him to try.
Please
Just to please Jack, they showed him Star Trek.
Warp
Rose is pretty sure that if Jack doesn’t stop calling the Doctor ‘Spock’, someone is going to get hurt.
Faint
One day, they will be nothing but a small section of his timeline, a faint memory in a sea of others.
Fade
The Doctor knows that their faces will fade if he doesn’t take care.
Mend
He puts an anti-jettison program into their room for the future, just in case he can’t remember.
Yard
“… With two cats in the yard/life used to be so hard/” Rose hums along, but realizes she will never have 2.5 kids and a white picket fence; she is surprisingly content with this.
Back
Jack has found two people he feels like he could spend his life with, and hopes he never has to turn his back on them, even if it was for their own sake; he’d still do it, though.
Flower
Rose rolls her eyes when the Doctor gets her roses, but kisses him anyways; corny he may be, but she loves him- loves both of them- despite their cheesy, strange, and yet undeniably entertaining antics.
Author: doves_wing
Genre: Fluff, mostly
Rating: PG-15ish for Innuendo and Implication
Authors Notes: For 3sentence - Table 5. My Favourite Adventure is by K's Choice (lyrics|song).
Front
Rose knows she is truly trashed when she can’t tell which side of the TARDIS is the door.
Foot
Foot massages are fantastic, the Doctor decides, especially when he discovers that Rose is extremely ticklish.
Length
She couldn’t tell you the length of time they spend running, but it does wonders for her figure.
Rough
Both Jack and Rose discover that even Time Lords need to shave in the mornings.
Road
Muddy roads make for fun mud fights- but getting clean is even more fun when the shower can hold three.
Hero
Rose can’t cure the Doctor’s hero complex, and Jack can’t cure it, but perhaps together they’ll find a way.
Villain
Every so often they find a planet that has cast the Doctor as their main deity of death, and for a while they cannot comprehend why.
Journey
When the Doctor allows a society to destroy itself in a desperate bid to straighten out the timeline interfered with by Time Agents, they start to understand.
Clasp
It takes two of them to master the clasp of her bra, and then she goes and switches on them and wears one that fastens in the front.
Hands
Jack talks with his hands, Rose notices absentmindedly, and she’s sure one day he’s going to hit someone by accident with his gesturing and cause a war- that’s just how these things go with them.
Beautiful
They will never let Jack down for being caught singing “You’re Beautiful” in the shower- never ever.
Ugly
When Jack tells the Rose she’s gorgeous, covered in slime and muck, all he receives is an incredulous stare.
Passion
The incredulous stare turns to a reluctant smile as he tickles her, and promises he won’t stop until she tells him she’s beautiful.
Mind
When the Doctor starts finding their stuff in his room, he feels like he should mind a whole lot more than he actually does.
Whine
A little known fact is that Jack is the worst whiner when not clean.
Dirty
His dislike of being dirty is surprising for someone who had lived through the Second World War- there’s not much time to shower when standing on top of your comrades bodies in the freezing rain in a trench in the middle of godforsaken France.
Cheap
He can say one thing about the 40s though; everything was cheaper then.
Clean
Rose’s pomegranate shampoo clashes horrible with Jack’s lemon; the Doctor makes an executive decision and kicks Jack’s shampoo out- he thinks it smells like floor cleanser.
Tail
“Oh, I don’t know, with the right jacket…” Nothing Jack says makes Rose feel any better about the collie tail springing from her lower back.
Black
Not even threats of black holes and airlocks can get Rose to let something go until it’s fully resolved.
Hole
It might help that she knows neither of them will do it; the hole it would leave would be irreparable.
Candle
When they believed Rose to be dead, Jack and the Doctor lit a Vr’suvian candle in memory; they weren’t sure what else to do.
Blaze
The blaze gives them something to focus on, instead of the fact that one of them will never come home.
Escape
When Rose knocks on the TARDIS door, they keep the candle in their room anyways.
Head
Jack discovers Rose really hates it when people ruffle her hair.
Ache
He has a bruise to prove it.
Itch
Jack’s “aliens made him do it” excuse only works once or twice, even if he has an alien bug bite to prove it.
Scratch
That alien bug bite turns out to itch something fierce, and it takes the Doctor a while to find the anti-itch cream.
Night
He makes up for it later that night, thoroughly taking Jack’s mind off of bites, at least of that sort.
Scream
When Rose starts having nightmares that wake them all up, both Jack and the Doctor think they should take a break for a while.
Bitch
Rose puts that out of their minds very quickly.
Moan
When they get caught and arrested for the fifth time, Rose puts a ban on ‘outdoor activities’.
Day
That ban lasted about a day.
Cry
Predictably, they get are nearly caught again thanks to Jacks inability to keep quiet; the Doctor solves this with a well-placed hand.
Afternoon
While Jack loves adventure, he has a special place in his heart for gentle Sunday afternoons spent in the TARDIS library.
Midnight
Jackie is less than happy when they arrive at midnight, especially with her… guest.
Twilight
But when they claim they’ll leave by the next evening, she insists on them staying a bit longer.
Gentle
Despite her outward fearsome demeanor, Jack knows that Jackie possesses one of the gentlest hearts he’s met.
Pressure
Jackie nags Rose so much about whether she is, as she puts it, ‘with’ one of them that Rose comes right out and tells her.
Massage
Jackie rubs her temples- her little girl with two men?
Perfume
The Doctor, predictably, had been prepared for such an event, and had a vial of very nice perfume as a placating gift.
Bottle
The delicate violet bottle of perfume doesn’t really assuage Jackie’s fears, but it’s nice of him to try.
Please
Just to please Jack, they showed him Star Trek.
Warp
Rose is pretty sure that if Jack doesn’t stop calling the Doctor ‘Spock’, someone is going to get hurt.
Faint
One day, they will be nothing but a small section of his timeline, a faint memory in a sea of others.
Fade
The Doctor knows that their faces will fade if he doesn’t take care.
Mend
He puts an anti-jettison program into their room for the future, just in case he can’t remember.
Yard
“… With two cats in the yard/life used to be so hard/” Rose hums along, but realizes she will never have 2.5 kids and a white picket fence; she is surprisingly content with this.
Back
Jack has found two people he feels like he could spend his life with, and hopes he never has to turn his back on them, even if it was for their own sake; he’d still do it, though.
Flower
Rose rolls her eyes when the Doctor gets her roses, but kisses him anyways; corny he may be, but she loves him- loves both of them- despite their cheesy, strange, and yet undeniably entertaining antics.