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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I put money in muffinchixr0ck's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Friday I punched pyrocorey in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I helped davidduane see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-764 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
douwanna