christmas cher-ing
yunho/yoochun
pg
a/n. i.... have no idea. um. cher came on my shuffle... and i went with it. :| written for flashfic challenge 41: christmas.
Instead of listening to Christmas music on Christmas eve, Yoochun listens to Cher and sings about how he wishes he could turn back time and reach the stars. Not that Yunho has anything against Cher, but really, it's Christmas. Yunho allows it until Yoochun starts singing about taxis and some guy named Pavarotti, then he attempts to break Yoochun's concentration with waving hands and frowny faces. Yoochun is not deterred and focuses more on hitting high notes that would be better left to Changmin, Junsu or Jaejoong. Or just Cher.
"I'm taking your presents back," Yunho says, hands on his hips for his best leader-pose.
"Do you believe in life after love?" Yoochun sings, grinning.
"You're not even going to get a lump of coal," Yunho tries again.
"I really don't think you're strong enough," Yoochun keeps singing, louder now.
Yunho brings out the big guns. "No sex for a week. Not even kisses."
The music shuts off instantly. "Heart of stone," Yoochun grumbles. Yunho shuts him up with a kiss in reward. "Wanna unwrap me?" Yoochun adds after they break apart for air.
Yunho grins and sings as he tugs Yoochun to the bedroom, "I got you, babe."