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grrrrrrrrrr.... i'm so annoyed. i have to have biggest rant right now!!! omigosh! i love being alone for the first like hour when i get home, and by love i mean i HAVE HAVE HAVE! to be alone for that hour! seriously i have to watch unsolved mysteries (cos after sex and the city that is my all time favourite show EVER!) and every afternoon my stupid WENCH of a grandmother comes in and makes me feel really really guilty for not having TEA with her and when i DO have tea her we just sait there going so hows ur dog and what did you do and all she says is i did the washing and max (her fucking ANNOYING mutt of a dog) played on the deck. and then she force feeds me frozen biscuits which is ok considering what i have been guilted into eating before* (see story below)
So to avoid this horror i have to sneak into the window and hide upstairs which means the missing out of unsolved mysteries because there is no foxtel upstairs. ok so thats how annoyed i am about feeling trapped by guilt in my own house and having to miss unsolved mysteries...
*When i was in year six my nan bought cheese bods, for those of you who do not know what cheese bods are they are like cheese sticks but in the shape of wacky bodies, like the mermaid cow or the fishing horse monster. Ok, so my nan bout these cheese bods and she thought that they were iceblocks and she froze them and i got completely guilted into eating this frozen cheese. And it wasnt one of those situations where you can just say no i was totally fully GUILTED into it. so to this i say STUPID FUCKING GUILT! also i have eaten skinned sausage curry thanks to my nana from hell but definitely the cheeze was the worst of all... ok, whinge whinge whinge.
So to avoid this horror i have to sneak into the window and hide upstairs which means the missing out of unsolved mysteries because there is no foxtel upstairs. ok so thats how annoyed i am about feeling trapped by guilt in my own house and having to miss unsolved mysteries...
*When i was in year six my nan bought cheese bods, for those of you who do not know what cheese bods are they are like cheese sticks but in the shape of wacky bodies, like the mermaid cow or the fishing horse monster. Ok, so my nan bout these cheese bods and she thought that they were iceblocks and she froze them and i got completely guilted into eating this frozen cheese. And it wasnt one of those situations where you can just say no i was totally fully GUILTED into it. so to this i say STUPID FUCKING GUILT! also i have eaten skinned sausage curry thanks to my nana from hell but definitely the cheeze was the worst of all... ok, whinge whinge whinge.