Gaaaaaaaaaah.
[mood| 
...FINALLY getting better...slightly.]
[music| Coppelia's Casket - Noir]
Dourandom Today:
Lavalamps always screw up within a month of being bought.
Quourtesy:
DM to Gleep:"They have Buffy in Sweden?"
Word of the Day:
Pink
n. a color created by combining red and white.
adj. a good extreme, i.e. "He was in the pink of health."
Harry Potter Innuedo:
"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand.
(Book 5, p.535)
"Miracles"
DourMetal: ::sneezes loudly::
Penbee of Treew: bless you!
DourMetal: Just give me a miracle and I'll be happy.
Penbee of Treew: *hands you a miracle*
DourMetal: ::blows nose in miracle::
Miracles often happen during Christmastime....
....and Christmas is preceded by the Advent....
....which spawns Advent calendars....
....and these have 'hidden' chocolates inside....
....and since chocolate is often said to be as good as sex....
....and the Virgin Mary and Vader's mom didn't have sex but gave birth to a life
....life is a 'miracle'.
THEREFORE!
A miracle is a higher being telling you to get laid, 'cause deities and the Force can't be screwin' people over ALL the time.
I have just realized something. Some of you may have paid attention when I wrote about having a hermaphrokitty when we thought Suna was female and suddenly started growing balls; well, even though we now know he was just a late-bloomer, in my mind, when I think of 'Suna', I don't give a specific gender to him. He is asexual to me, and I've found that the rest of the family thinks of him that way too. Now, here's my realization:
If my head keeps changing bagelbunion's gender, then sooner or later, she'll become asexual to my mind. Obviously, right now, my brain thinks she's female. That is subject to, and quite possibly WILL, change. You know, Bagel, you're prob'ly getting annoyed with me bringin' up the subject everyday for the last few days, so I'll stop after I make this one last comment:
This is effing hilarious. XDDDDD
Anyway, I actually LOOKED at the amoxicillin my doc prescribed me for the sinus infection, and I said, "Holy smerglee!" ('Smerglee' is me realizing at the last minute that my mom is in the next room, which means I must censor myself). My mom comes in, and says, "What?" As I hold up the bottle (which holds 20 pills, one taken each morning and evening), I say, "LOOK at this! They're freakin' horse-pills!"
Y'know, I generally love anything and everything to do with horses, but a gal's gotta draw the line somewhere.
So, she looks at the bottle and laughs in a disbelieving sort of way, and says that if they don't work, it won't be for lack of trying. And then I come back with....
"I'm just glad they're not suppositories."
But that isn't the end of my amusing little anecdote, oh, no! See, when I finally opened the bottle, you know what color these pills were?
Pink. Neon pink. Pepto-Bismol pink. Someone-Just-Spanked-My-Ass pink.
Market THAT crayon, Crayola.
So, I looked at the side effects of this crap, and you know what it said might happen, and IS? Sore throat! Sore throat! WTF? I thought this stuff was supposed to make THAT particular problem go away, since it was the sinus drainage that was irritating my throat in the first place!
Amoxicillin? I mock you silly.
(Yes. That was bad.)
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Flushing,
DM
P.S. "Thought So"
Penbee of Treew: I thought so.
DourMetal: You thought, so you are.
Penbee of Treew: I thought, so I was. I am past tense.
DourMetal: No, because you have to think first, BEFORE you are.
P.S.#2 Was in KC this evening. Bored as hell, though, at a violin concert that my sis and Cat were in. But I got vols. 2 and 3 of Midori Days outta the deal, so....If I had known I was going, I woulda given you a heads-up, kinneasirvine.
...FINALLY getting better...slightly.]
[music| Coppelia's Casket - Noir]
Dourandom Today:
Lavalamps always screw up within a month of being bought.
Quourtesy:
DM to Gleep:"They have Buffy in Sweden?"
Word of the Day:
Pink
n. a color created by combining red and white.
adj. a good extreme, i.e. "He was in the pink of health."
Harry Potter Innuedo:
"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes."
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand.
(Book 5, p.535)
"Miracles"
DourMetal: ::sneezes loudly::
Penbee of Treew: bless you!
DourMetal: Just give me a miracle and I'll be happy.
Penbee of Treew: *hands you a miracle*
DourMetal: ::blows nose in miracle::
Miracles often happen during Christmastime....
....and Christmas is preceded by the Advent....
....which spawns Advent calendars....
....and these have 'hidden' chocolates inside....
....and since chocolate is often said to be as good as sex....
....and the Virgin Mary and Vader's mom didn't have sex but gave birth to a life
....life is a 'miracle'.
THEREFORE!
A miracle is a higher being telling you to get laid, 'cause deities and the Force can't be screwin' people over ALL the time.
I have just realized something. Some of you may have paid attention when I wrote about having a hermaphrokitty when we thought Suna was female and suddenly started growing balls; well, even though we now know he was just a late-bloomer, in my mind, when I think of 'Suna', I don't give a specific gender to him. He is asexual to me, and I've found that the rest of the family thinks of him that way too. Now, here's my realization:
If my head keeps changing bagelbunion's gender, then sooner or later, she'll become asexual to my mind. Obviously, right now, my brain thinks she's female. That is subject to, and quite possibly WILL, change. You know, Bagel, you're prob'ly getting annoyed with me bringin' up the subject everyday for the last few days, so I'll stop after I make this one last comment:
This is effing hilarious. XDDDDD
Anyway, I actually LOOKED at the amoxicillin my doc prescribed me for the sinus infection, and I said, "Holy smerglee!" ('Smerglee' is me realizing at the last minute that my mom is in the next room, which means I must censor myself). My mom comes in, and says, "What?" As I hold up the bottle (which holds 20 pills, one taken each morning and evening), I say, "LOOK at this! They're freakin' horse-pills!"
Y'know, I generally love anything and everything to do with horses, but a gal's gotta draw the line somewhere.
So, she looks at the bottle and laughs in a disbelieving sort of way, and says that if they don't work, it won't be for lack of trying. And then I come back with....
"I'm just glad they're not suppositories."
But that isn't the end of my amusing little anecdote, oh, no! See, when I finally opened the bottle, you know what color these pills were?
Pink. Neon pink. Pepto-Bismol pink. Someone-Just-Spanked-My-Ass pink.
Market THAT crayon, Crayola.
So, I looked at the side effects of this crap, and you know what it said might happen, and IS? Sore throat! Sore throat! WTF? I thought this stuff was supposed to make THAT particular problem go away, since it was the sinus drainage that was irritating my throat in the first place!
Amoxicillin? I mock you silly.
(Yes. That was bad.)
ljCuss - 20 Public Entry Version
sex31penis13hell10shit7screw5balls5whore4porn4damn4ass4semen2crap2bitch2anal2fuck2hump2homo2oral2handjob2blowjob2poop1arse1boob1prick1breast1cock1slut1-ass1piss1dildo1rape1beastiality1
Dec105Nov14
How dirty is your LJ?
Created by g0thm0g!
Flushing,
DM
P.S. "Thought So"
Penbee of Treew: I thought so.
DourMetal: You thought, so you are.
Penbee of Treew: I thought, so I was. I am past tense.
DourMetal: No, because you have to think first, BEFORE you are.
P.S.#2 Was in KC this evening. Bored as hell, though, at a violin concert that my sis and Cat were in. But I got vols. 2 and 3 of Midori Days outta the deal, so....If I had known I was going, I woulda given you a heads-up, kinneasirvine.