AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!
[mood| 
...it could only happen to me!!!]
[music| Twisted Transistor - Korn]
Dourandom Today:
Do you like the feeling when you cut off long fingernails? I do. It's such a relief. ^_^;
Quourtesy:
DM in LJ entry:"Time flies when you've merged with a suicidal maniac."
Word of the Day:
Pooper-Scooper
n. (1)an item used to pick up and dispose of excrement; (2)someone who disposes of said excrement.
Harry Potter Innuedo:
"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open."
(Book 5, p.121)
Weekly Allowance(aka What I Find On The Ground)
$0.07 Monday
$0.01 Tuesday
$0.07 Wednesday
$0.00 Thursday
$0.00 Friday
$0.15 Total
I've got two stories from yesterday to relate to you guys today.... ^______________^
Story #1
I was running withdrawal forms around for teacher/office signatures during proctoring, and I went to Security to get theirs. When I went in, I saw this German Shepard/Rottweiler mix barking up a storm, and I thought it was a police dog, so as one officer was looking over the forms, I pet the dog. He was still a young puppy, and as I pet him, he leaped on me and knocked me over onto the officer's desk, nearly knocking off his cellphone and crushing quite a few papers. Then, as I was standing back up, the dog grabbed my wrist with its teeth. Very sharp, shiny white teeth.
I was SO glad I had my wrist brace on; I probably would have had to go to the hospital if I hadn't. The teeth pressed right on that big vein....I now dislike big dogs even more than usual because of not only that, but I found out that the dog wasn't an officer's. It was a stray that some kid had let in - they were waiting for animal control to come pick it up.
T_____T
Story #2
I had to call my mom at work, and I messed up the call by ONE NUMBER, and guess what?!
I got the PERSONAL CELLPHONE OF SENATOR BROWNBACK OF KANSAS!
I now have the ear of a senator. Awesome. What are the odds?!
SO going to use that influence,
DM
...it could only happen to me!!!]
[music| Twisted Transistor - Korn]
Dourandom Today:
Do you like the feeling when you cut off long fingernails? I do. It's such a relief. ^_^;
Quourtesy:
DM in LJ entry:"Time flies when you've merged with a suicidal maniac."
Word of the Day:
Pooper-Scooper
n. (1)an item used to pick up and dispose of excrement; (2)someone who disposes of said excrement.
Harry Potter Innuedo:
"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open."
(Book 5, p.121)
Weekly Allowance(aka What I Find On The Ground)
$0.07 Monday
$0.01 Tuesday
$0.07 Wednesday
$0.00 Thursday
$0.00 Friday
$0.15 Total
I've got two stories from yesterday to relate to you guys today.... ^______________^
Story #1
I was running withdrawal forms around for teacher/office signatures during proctoring, and I went to Security to get theirs. When I went in, I saw this German Shepard/Rottweiler mix barking up a storm, and I thought it was a police dog, so as one officer was looking over the forms, I pet the dog. He was still a young puppy, and as I pet him, he leaped on me and knocked me over onto the officer's desk, nearly knocking off his cellphone and crushing quite a few papers. Then, as I was standing back up, the dog grabbed my wrist with its teeth. Very sharp, shiny white teeth.
I was SO glad I had my wrist brace on; I probably would have had to go to the hospital if I hadn't. The teeth pressed right on that big vein....I now dislike big dogs even more than usual because of not only that, but I found out that the dog wasn't an officer's. It was a stray that some kid had let in - they were waiting for animal control to come pick it up.
T_____T
Story #2
I had to call my mom at work, and I messed up the call by ONE NUMBER, and guess what?!
I got the PERSONAL CELLPHONE OF SENATOR BROWNBACK OF KANSAS!
I now have the ear of a senator. Awesome. What are the odds?!
SO going to use that influence,
DM