Penbee's Got Porn!!! XD
[mood| 
....frickin' freezing!]
[music| Ode - Creed]
Dourandom Today:
I don't need you to describe your sex life to me. It's disturbing to hear about YOU like that.
Quourtesy:
DM in LJ entry:"I'm sure they'd normally be happy to join you as you reverse the flow of time, but they're gonna be late to that appointment."
Word of the Day:
Randy
n. a common name for a male in America.
adj. to be horny.
Harry Potter Innuedo:
There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.
(Book 5, p.100)
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I know what you're thinkin', 'cause I'm thinkin' it too:
"Stop with the snow already!" ::shivers, curses and shakes fist at weather::
Taken from kinneasirvine, and silverblaise, respectively.
1.) Copy and paste this into your journal:
<*font color="yourusername"><*b>yourusername<*/b><*/font>
2.) Eliminate the asterisks. Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
3.) See what color you are.
dourmetal
-_- ...nice. Deep red. Amazing. Red on a black background - the same as my AIM settings.
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~~Copy and paste in a comment to this, filling in the blanks as you go.~~
I want (DourMetal) to write ___1_____.
(DourMetal) should get a clue and stop writing ____2____.
___3_____ would make (DourMetal)'s fics better.
If (DourMetal) writes ____4___ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so ____5____.
(DourMetal) should rewrite _____6____ and change ____7____ .
(DourMetal) should ____8______ in her next fic.
(DourMetal) should use the word(s) _____9_____ in her next fic.
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Senior Superlatives are being voted on this week, and I put quite a few names in there including mine, Cat's, Sarah's(both of 'em), and Julianna.
Yes, Em and Kelly, you're mentioned, and more than once, too.
I also recently aquired two great songs, which I have listened to on repeat for hours (which I tend to do with any new music). They're Korn's 'Twisted Transistor' and System of a Down's 'Hypnotize'.
Tenses as she moves her foot while feeling pins and needles,
DM
P.S. I'm doing a P.S. a lot lately...but I digress. bagelbunion made a list of his personal pet peeves, so, being the meme-whore I am, I had to make one of my own. (And I found that I often perform one of his, too. T__T)
1. Hypocrites. I make an effort to not be one, so you should too. Actually, this is closer to a hate than a peeve.
2. Use of net speak, AKA, 'ppl', 'u', 'r', 'ur', 'ttyl', etc, etc. I use 'BRB', 'GTG', and 'IRL', and can stand any of the many versions of 'lol', but that's about it.
3. When people steal my food. It's mine, and I often share anyway, so either ask first or don't do it. ::RAWR!!!::
4. When people ask me to draw something right at that moment. I can't do that. I have to mentally prepare or be in the mood to draw; it's not something I can just 'turn on' at will like writing.
5. People who don't use turn signals.
6. Revealing clothing. I don't wear that stuff, and some of humanity takes it waaaaaaaay too far.
7. Howling/abrasive/nasal laughter, especially at high volume. I've noticed this most frequently when a group of black girls gather; maybe it's a cultural thing, maybe not - it's a part of African tribe-culture to have bare breasts, but we don't allow it. So QUIET DOWN, DAMMIT!
8. People sitting on stairs or blocking them.
9. Preppy/jock types of people. They're annoying, case closed.
10. Chauvinists. Hey, I can understand making a sexual stereotype in jest (I make some myself), but actually believing a MAJOR one and acting on it is another matter.
11. Nerdy/ODD people. Nerdy kids just make me wanna say, 'Dude. Stop trying to be cool and just be a nerd.' And Oppositional-Defiant Disorder sufferers need to be in a mental ward. Seriously.
12. Disgusting habits: picking your nose and eating boogers, not flushing, not wiping, not brushing teeth, letting food fall everywhere, burping/farting constantly and in public, wearing the same clothes more than one day in a row.
13. Those who tell me to smile more. If I don't feel social or there aren't any friends to talk to or if it's not for a picture, I don't need to smile. Smiling is, by definition, something you do when you're happy AND social. Trust me: I'm often extremely happy with life when I'm not smiling.
14. Cold indoor temps. Yeah, it may be 100 degrees in the shade outside, but that doesn't mean I wanna freeze my ass off inside!
15. Junk e/mail.
16. Sticking my foot in my mouth. This happens most often in Mississippi with my southern-style family. I'm not sure how or why, but it pisses people off and I don't like doing that. (I've actually vowed to not go back to MS for a loooooong time.)
17. Chattering inanely at me and expecting me to listen. If you can't tell by the distracted "uh-huh"s and "That's nice" variations that I'm trying to do something else, then you shouldn't get mad when I don't answer the way you want me to.
18. People saying I have no tact. Yes, I'm quite blunt, often more so than the average hammer, but I DO use tact when I can. I generally drop it around friends and immediate family because they know that I'm just that way by nature.
19. Lavalamps that screw up.
....frickin' freezing!]
[music| Ode - Creed]
Dourandom Today:
I don't need you to describe your sex life to me. It's disturbing to hear about YOU like that.
Quourtesy:
DM in LJ entry:"I'm sure they'd normally be happy to join you as you reverse the flow of time, but they're gonna be late to that appointment."
Word of the Day:
Randy
n. a common name for a male in America.
adj. to be horny.
Harry Potter Innuedo:
There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.
(Book 5, p.100)
Snow. SnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnowSnow.
I know what you're thinkin', 'cause I'm thinkin' it too:
"Stop with the snow already!" ::shivers, curses and shakes fist at weather::
Taken from kinneasirvine, and silverblaise, respectively.
1.) Copy and paste this into your journal:
<*font color="yourusername"><*b>yourusername<*/b><*/font>
2.) Eliminate the asterisks. Replace "yourusername" with your user name.
3.) See what color you are.
dourmetal
-_- ...nice. Deep red. Amazing. Red on a black background - the same as my AIM settings.
----------
~~Copy and paste in a comment to this, filling in the blanks as you go.~~
I want (DourMetal) to write ___1_____.
(DourMetal) should get a clue and stop writing ____2____.
___3_____ would make (DourMetal)'s fics better.
If (DourMetal) writes ____4___ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so ____5____.
(DourMetal) should rewrite _____6____ and change ____7____ .
(DourMetal) should ____8______ in her next fic.
(DourMetal) should use the word(s) _____9_____ in her next fic.
----------
Senior Superlatives are being voted on this week, and I put quite a few names in there including mine, Cat's, Sarah's(both of 'em), and Julianna.
Yes, Em and Kelly, you're mentioned, and more than once, too.
I also recently aquired two great songs, which I have listened to on repeat for hours (which I tend to do with any new music). They're Korn's 'Twisted Transistor' and System of a Down's 'Hypnotize'.
Tenses as she moves her foot while feeling pins and needles,
DM
P.S. I'm doing a P.S. a lot lately...but I digress. bagelbunion made a list of his personal pet peeves, so, being the meme-whore I am, I had to make one of my own. (And I found that I often perform one of his, too. T__T)
1. Hypocrites. I make an effort to not be one, so you should too. Actually, this is closer to a hate than a peeve.
2. Use of net speak, AKA, 'ppl', 'u', 'r', 'ur', 'ttyl', etc, etc. I use 'BRB', 'GTG', and 'IRL', and can stand any of the many versions of 'lol', but that's about it.
3. When people steal my food. It's mine, and I often share anyway, so either ask first or don't do it. ::RAWR!!!::
4. When people ask me to draw something right at that moment. I can't do that. I have to mentally prepare or be in the mood to draw; it's not something I can just 'turn on' at will like writing.
5. People who don't use turn signals.
6. Revealing clothing. I don't wear that stuff, and some of humanity takes it waaaaaaaay too far.
7. Howling/abrasive/nasal laughter, especially at high volume. I've noticed this most frequently when a group of black girls gather; maybe it's a cultural thing, maybe not - it's a part of African tribe-culture to have bare breasts, but we don't allow it. So QUIET DOWN, DAMMIT!
8. People sitting on stairs or blocking them.
9. Preppy/jock types of people. They're annoying, case closed.
10. Chauvinists. Hey, I can understand making a sexual stereotype in jest (I make some myself), but actually believing a MAJOR one and acting on it is another matter.
11. Nerdy/ODD people. Nerdy kids just make me wanna say, 'Dude. Stop trying to be cool and just be a nerd.' And Oppositional-Defiant Disorder sufferers need to be in a mental ward. Seriously.
12. Disgusting habits: picking your nose and eating boogers, not flushing, not wiping, not brushing teeth, letting food fall everywhere, burping/farting constantly and in public, wearing the same clothes more than one day in a row.
13. Those who tell me to smile more. If I don't feel social or there aren't any friends to talk to or if it's not for a picture, I don't need to smile. Smiling is, by definition, something you do when you're happy AND social. Trust me: I'm often extremely happy with life when I'm not smiling.
14. Cold indoor temps. Yeah, it may be 100 degrees in the shade outside, but that doesn't mean I wanna freeze my ass off inside!
15. Junk e/mail.
16. Sticking my foot in my mouth. This happens most often in Mississippi with my southern-style family. I'm not sure how or why, but it pisses people off and I don't like doing that. (I've actually vowed to not go back to MS for a loooooong time.)
17. Chattering inanely at me and expecting me to listen. If you can't tell by the distracted "uh-huh"s and "That's nice" variations that I'm trying to do something else, then you shouldn't get mad when I don't answer the way you want me to.
18. People saying I have no tact. Yes, I'm quite blunt, often more so than the average hammer, but I DO use tact when I can. I generally drop it around friends and immediate family because they know that I'm just that way by nature.
19. Lavalamps that screw up.