[mood|
...bouncy, bouncy, BOUNCY!]
[music| Eptesicus - Batman Begins OST]
Quote of the Day:
"If a man says something, and a woman doesn't hear him, is he still wrong?"
Observaton/Advice for Today:
No one with weird eyebrows looks good.
Today's Factoid:
A mouse has more bones than a human.
Gag Fortune Cookie:
The stars indicate that you should go get a glass of water before playing another game.
("Weirdreams" is my word. Don't steal.)
Jasmine had a funny shirt on today. I've saved it in my quotes file. It goes like this:
"A wise man once said, 'I don't know; ask a girl.'"
In other news, my muscles hurt sooooo much, just like I thought they would. I'm told I look like someone had tried to strangle me, because the black rust on the iron we moved left what seemed to others to be ligature marks. I had my mom take a pick, just for laughs.
Anyway, I was driving to school like usual, when this silver Malibu suddenly speeds up in a school zone (there's a private elementary/middle school down the street from THS), and then whips in front of me as a stoplight turns red. She nearly got rear-ended by me, because the roads were still slick from yesterday's rain. I parked in the lot, and, Amazing Grace, there she was, the blonde bitch, getting outta her Malibu. If she had had a class with me, I woulda given her a piece of my mind. But I unfortunately lost track of her in the halls of THS.
I've also noticed that there's a lot of Pepsi bottles littering my white carpeting. There are twelve, with five in my trash can; four are one liters.
Obviously, I still haven't refilled my Adderall 'scrip.
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2nd, Hnrs USGov, Titus:
Here's the board quotes for today.
"Grey is the color of truth."
"Most students are not poor spellers; they are merely in the experimentation stage."
...is 'speller' even a word?
The Titman is also either brave, gay, or metrosexual, because he likes wearing fashionable clothing even in his old age. He was wearing a pink shirt today.
John was trying to get Jaz to hug him; she was being coy. Ugh, the sweetness that ensued.
-__-
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4th, ADV GD, Udey:
I nearly lost my "THS Tower with Bald Guy" and "Naruto Duo" pics I scanned in at school. ND was still in the scanner, but apparently my Bald Guy had 'migrated' to the back of the classroom. Thank Batman for U-dawg; he found and saved it for me.
^__________^
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1st Lunch:
Rectangle Pizza: Uber-good!
Chocolate Milk: Yum!
Chocolate-Chip Cookies: Da-rool!
Soggy Fries: Cat ate mine. Don't know how she can like them....
Sarah and Cat were thinking up theme songs for everyone we knew.
Collin got Jaws.
Paul got The High Mountain King (or something like that).
Megha got the Batman theme.
Erin got the Sin City theme.
Cat, Sarah, and I remain themeless for now. I do think that Cat would be good with The Real Folk Blues from Cowboy Bebop.
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6th, Math Aide, Whitfill:
THS math teachers, with the exception of Witful, are notoriously infamous for their lateness to after-lunch classes. There were crowds of kiddies lining the hallway.
Holy fractured heads, Batman!
I don't know HOW people can forget how to multiply fractions! For Batman's sake, I learned that in 6th grade! My sister is sitting there bored as a stone, afraid to take out a book and read for fear of getting into trouble while the teacher's talking; it's THAT easy.
naruke_chan should've been in Geometry. I'm gonna talk to the teacher for her, ask her if she'd give her some of the very last things they'd learn in Algebra 1, and if those are still too easy, I'll ask that Whitfill give her some Geometry work to do if my sister can't change her sked.
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8th, Proctor, Lockhart:
Lockhart was gone today. Couldn't open her desk to get to the passes, but the sub-secretary, Mrs. Douglas, opened it without the key.
She's a magical woman, don'tcha think?
Nothing else, except I found out the name of my soon-to-be Gamers' Club co-sponsor's name when he came into Division 2 to talk to Mr. Johnson. His name's Mr. Norris. He looks like Cat's dad, and acts like a grown-up version of John.
Scary.
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Today's Soap!
My LiveJournal SitcomDourMetal's Life (LIFETIME, 9:00):
DourMetal (Charles Bronson) and
silverblaise (Dean Martin) try out for a volleyball team. That night,
7maxwell (Gabrielle Anwar) hits a radio with
sanke_korafi (Dreyfus, Julia Loui)'s coat. That same day,
disutility (Cuba Gooding Jr.) keeps accidentally stepping on
offendingshadow (Michelle Yeoh)'s foot. At the same time,
midnytanonymous (Annette Bening) and
pretear_jade (Shelley Long) go waterskiing. The next day,
lenneliness (Tommy Lee Jones) can't find
emptyfate (Gary Cooper)'s DVD player and pretends it was never missing. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by
rfreebern)
Doing this and that,
DM