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[dour]

Just bought a fresh bottle of Listerine. It had this little promotional sprayermajiggy which you can carry in your pocket and use to spritz your breath when the stank arises away from home.

There is a label on the box. "Warning: Avoid spraying in eyes."

Sadly, I didn't read this until it was already too late.

They really do mean it.

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[fierycatthing]

Final dying words: "It's not working!"

[hartree]

Can't be much worse than that handfull of Tabasco sauce I got down the wrong pipe back in Albuquerque...

[dour]

Yeah, man, you really showed me with that one!

Hee, I just told Feather the story, and her response was, "I wanna meet him!"

[hartree]

*hangs head in shame* ;)

[shockwave77598]

*crings at the thought!*

[_wastrel]

I guess I know what to reach for if I ever need effective badger repellant. >_< Here's to hoping the technological replacement you'll eventually get for your eye will be a choice and not a necessity.