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1. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.
2. Do you own an iPod?
I think Roderich threw it in the fucking pool in spite. >.>
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Maddie.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
WHENEVER I FUCKING WAKE UP.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
....Ja.
And where is question six?
UP YOUR ASS RODERICH.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
IN THE PICTURE to make it awesome.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Some documentary on Mozart, Roderich forced me to.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Ja, most of them are mine.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Nein.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Nein. Shit's old.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
PAHAHAHAHA.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Nein?
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Last time I went to the mall with Lizzy? Idefk.
16. Can you whistle?
Ja.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Boobs.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Getting married.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
I spent my time outside, unlike Roderfuck.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
plenty.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Wanking off, maybe.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Maddie. Und mein kids.
23. What was the last song you heard?
/shrug
24. Last time you cried?
I don't cry.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Roderich's laptop.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Eh...
27. What’s the weather like?
miserable.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
I guess.
29. What did you do before this?
drinking.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I don't remember.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I don't know.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Nein.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
These days, ja.
34. What did you do last night?
drink.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Nah, really?
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
27.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Fuck no.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Nein.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
opposite.
40. Do you like mustard?
Blech.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
Ja.
42. Do you watch the news?
Nein. Too boring.
43. Do you have any scars and how did you get them?
Too many to list.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Dumbass.
45. Do you like anybody?
Mein fiancee.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Mein fiancee's wedding ring?
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Right.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Ja.
49. What colour is your razor?
Black and red.
50. What is your blood-type?
Idk.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Maddie. |D
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I'M AWESOME. I'm the one spreadking rumours.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
Fucking gross.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
3
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh and her little Gucci dresses.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Can't be assed to check.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Ja.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Force my way out like Chuck norris.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
minty fresh
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
Ja
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ja
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
nein.
63. Do you like to sleep?
Ja.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Alaska and Hawaii.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Blech.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Only if it looks like Bumblebee
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
your mom
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Nein. They're AWESOME
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
both?
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Ja.
71. Describe your hair:
AWESOME
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
etawhatthefuck.
73. Are you an adult?
Ja.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Burning in hell.
75. Do you have a tan?
Nein.
76. Are you a television addict?
Nein.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
she's dead.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Nein.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Shit's gross.
80. What sign are you?
Sucky sucky five dollah.
Fuck.
2. Do you own an iPod?
I think Roderich threw it in the fucking pool in spite. >.>
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Maddie.
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
WHENEVER I FUCKING WAKE UP.
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
....Ja.
And where is question six?
UP YOUR ASS RODERICH.
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
IN THE PICTURE to make it awesome.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
Some documentary on Mozart, Roderich forced me to.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
Ja, most of them are mine.
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Nein.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
Nein. Shit's old.
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
PAHAHAHAHA.
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Chocolate.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Nein?
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
Last time I went to the mall with Lizzy? Idefk.
16. Can you whistle?
Ja.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Boobs.
18. What are you looking forward to?
Getting married.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
I spent my time outside, unlike Roderfuck.
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
plenty.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Wanking off, maybe.
22. Is anyone in love with you?
Maddie. Und mein kids.
23. What was the last song you heard?
/shrug
24. Last time you cried?
I don't cry.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
Roderich's laptop.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Eh...
27. What’s the weather like?
miserable.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
I guess.
29. What did you do before this?
drinking.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I don't remember.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I don't know.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Nein.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
These days, ja.
34. What did you do last night?
drink.
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Nah, really?
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
27.
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Fuck no.
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
Nein.
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
opposite.
40. Do you like mustard?
Blech.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
Ja.
42. Do you watch the news?
Nein. Too boring.
43. Do you have any scars and how did you get them?
Too many to list.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Dumbass.
45. Do you like anybody?
Mein fiancee.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
Mein fiancee's wedding ring?
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
Right.
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
Ja.
49. What colour is your razor?
Black and red.
50. What is your blood-type?
Idk.
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Maddie. |D
52. What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
I'M AWESOME. I'm the one spreadking rumours.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
Fucking gross.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
3
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
Posh and her little Gucci dresses.
56. Do you know what time it is?
Can't be assed to check.
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
Ja.
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Force my way out like Chuck norris.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
minty fresh
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
Ja
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Ja
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
nein.
63. Do you like to sleep?
Ja.
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Alaska and Hawaii.
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Blech.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Only if it looks like Bumblebee
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
your mom
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
Nein. They're AWESOME
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
both?
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
Ja.
71. Describe your hair:
AWESOME
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
etawhatthefuck.
73. Are you an adult?
Ja.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
Burning in hell.
75. Do you have a tan?
Nein.
76. Are you a television addict?
Nein.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
she's dead.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
Nein.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Shit's gross.
80. What sign are you?
Sucky sucky five dollah.