ಠ_ಠ 100 truths
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: BEER!
2. Last phone call: Lizzybitch. I asked her what color panties she was wearing for the lulz, and then she came downstairs and beat me. B|
3. Last text message: 743lksdf84453fffffggggg9s - Pansy
4. Last song you listened to: Don't remember.
5. Last time you cried: I don't cry.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Who hasn't? kesesesese!
7. Been cheated on: .........Ja. >I
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Pansy, but it wasn't my doing! Lizzy put something in my fucking drink!
9. Lost someone special: Ja.
10. Been depressed: I don't get depressed, I get AWESOME.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Multiple times, but that's what makes it all the worthwhile.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: Black
13: White
14: Your mom.
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: Nein!
16. Fallen out of love: Ja. >I
17. Laughed until you cried: MULTIPLE TIMES. At Roderpiss of course.
18. Met someone who changed you: Ja!
19. Found out who your true friends were: Was.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Nein...?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Everyone but Igibitch.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of them.
23. How many kids do you want: I want 100 awesome little me's running around!
24. Do you have any pets: Ja, it's called mein bruder and his demon wife.
25. Do you want to change your name: Awesome apparently isn't a wise name. :I
26. What did you do for your last birthday: DRINK!
27. What time did you wake up today: Fuck if I know.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Jacking off, kesesesese
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Your mom, kesesesese
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Before......Yeah not doing this.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I'd be an only child.
32. What are you listening to right now: The sound of Roderich's existance, and probably the little shits running about.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nein.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Elizaveta.
35. Most visited webpage: [Click this Roderich]
36. What's your real name: Gilbert AWESOME Beilschmidt
37. Nicknames: Mr. Five meters. ;D
38. Relationship Status: Engaged.
39. Zodiac sign: Your mom.
40. Male or female: Awesomely equipped with the best dick ever.
44. Hair color: Salt.
45. Long or short: Messy.
46. Height: 5 Meters.
...oh, Mein height...... hng.... 5' 9 1/3"
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Mein Fiancee.
48. What do you like about yourself: I AM AWESOME.
49. Piercings: None.
50. Tattoos: I should get one.
51. Righty or lefty: LEFTY, WITH MEIN FOOT
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: .....NO COMMENT.
53. First piercing: I am not at all pierced.
54. First best friend: Antonio!
55. First sport you joined: BEER PONG!
56. First vacation: KIDS KINDA MAKE THIS IMPOSSIBLE, VERDAMMT.
58. First pair of trainers: Your mom.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Your mom.
60. Drinking: BEER.
61. I'm about to: ....DO YOUR MOM?
62. Listening to: Roderich bitch piss and moan, aka his natural state of being.
63. Waiting for: your mom.
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: Got five, want moar.
65. Get married: We'll get there.
66. Career: .......FUCK.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Tits.
68. Hugs or kisses: Ass.
69. Shorter or taller: Your mom.
70. Older or Younger: Who cares?
71. Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANEOUS
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: How about tits, legs and a pulse?
73. Sensitive or loud: BOTH.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: I kissed your mom. KESESESESE.
77. Drank hard liquor: Ja! AWESOME.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Don't need them. /LIAR
79. Sex on first date: Gave me 5 kids.
80. Broken someone's heart: NEIN.
82. Been arrested: ......IT WAS THAT FAGGOTS FAULT.
83. Turned someone down: Nein.
84. Cried when someone died: No comment.
85. Fallen for a friend: THEN THE WHORE CHEATED ON ME
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: I'm awesome, so ja.
87. Miracles: In the form of tits and ass.
88. Love at first sight: THE WHORE CHEATED ON ME.
89. Heaven: Nein.
90. Santa Claus: Was....
91. Kiss on the first date: Make out session, danke.
92. Angels: in the form of your mom.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Ja.
95. Did you sing today: AWESOMELY.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: NEIN. UNLIKE SOMEONE.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Roderich's conception.
98. The moment you would choose to relive: Each of mein kids being born.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: ALREADY AM.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: YOUR MOM.
1. Last beverage: BEER!
2. Last phone call: Lizzybitch. I asked her what color panties she was wearing for the lulz, and then she came downstairs and beat me. B|
3. Last text message: 743lksdf84453fffffggggg9s - Pansy
4. Last song you listened to: Don't remember.
5. Last time you cried: I don't cry.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Who hasn't? kesesesese!
7. Been cheated on: .........Ja. >I
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Pansy, but it wasn't my doing! Lizzy put something in my fucking drink!
9. Lost someone special: Ja.
10. Been depressed: I don't get depressed, I get AWESOME.
11. Been drunk and threw up: Multiple times, but that's what makes it all the worthwhile.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: Black
13: White
14: Your mom.
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2010)
15. Made a new friend: Nein!
16. Fallen out of love: Ja. >I
17. Laughed until you cried: MULTIPLE TIMES. At Roderpiss of course.
18. Met someone who changed you: Ja!
19. Found out who your true friends were: Was.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Nein...?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Everyone but Igibitch.
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of them.
23. How many kids do you want: I want 100 awesome little me's running around!
24. Do you have any pets: Ja, it's called mein bruder and his demon wife.
25. Do you want to change your name: Awesome apparently isn't a wise name. :I
26. What did you do for your last birthday: DRINK!
27. What time did you wake up today: Fuck if I know.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Jacking off, kesesesese
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Your mom, kesesesese
30. Last time you saw your Mother: Before......Yeah not doing this.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I'd be an only child.
32. What are you listening to right now: The sound of Roderich's existance, and probably the little shits running about.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Nein.
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Elizaveta.
35. Most visited webpage: [Click this Roderich]
36. What's your real name: Gilbert AWESOME Beilschmidt
37. Nicknames: Mr. Five meters. ;D
38. Relationship Status: Engaged.
39. Zodiac sign: Your mom.
40. Male or female: Awesomely equipped with the best dick ever.
44. Hair color: Salt.
45. Long or short: Messy.
46. Height: 5 Meters.
...oh, Mein height...... hng.... 5' 9 1/3"
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Mein Fiancee.
48. What do you like about yourself: I AM AWESOME.
49. Piercings: None.
50. Tattoos: I should get one.
51. Righty or lefty: LEFTY, WITH MEIN FOOT
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: .....NO COMMENT.
53. First piercing: I am not at all pierced.
54. First best friend: Antonio!
55. First sport you joined: BEER PONG!
56. First vacation: KIDS KINDA MAKE THIS IMPOSSIBLE, VERDAMMT.
58. First pair of trainers: Your mom.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Your mom.
60. Drinking: BEER.
61. I'm about to: ....DO YOUR MOM?
62. Listening to: Roderich bitch piss and moan, aka his natural state of being.
63. Waiting for: your mom.
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: Got five, want moar.
65. Get married: We'll get there.
66. Career: .......FUCK.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Tits.
68. Hugs or kisses: Ass.
69. Shorter or taller: Your mom.
70. Older or Younger: Who cares?
71. Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANEOUS
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: How about tits, legs and a pulse?
73. Sensitive or loud: BOTH.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: I kissed your mom. KESESESESE.
77. Drank hard liquor: Ja! AWESOME.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Don't need them. /LIAR
79. Sex on first date: Gave me 5 kids.
80. Broken someone's heart: NEIN.
82. Been arrested: ......IT WAS THAT FAGGOTS FAULT.
83. Turned someone down: Nein.
84. Cried when someone died: No comment.
85. Fallen for a friend: THEN THE WHORE CHEATED ON ME
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: I'm awesome, so ja.
87. Miracles: In the form of tits and ass.
88. Love at first sight: THE WHORE CHEATED ON ME.
89. Heaven: Nein.
90. Santa Claus: Was....
91. Kiss on the first date: Make out session, danke.
92. Angels: in the form of your mom.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Ja.
95. Did you sing today: AWESOMELY.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: NEIN. UNLIKE SOMEONE.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: Roderich's conception.
98. The moment you would choose to relive: Each of mein kids being born.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: ALREADY AM.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: YOUR MOM.