Jan 13, 2010 21:35
[Should you find yourself entering this dream, you shall find Hiyori. You shall find her on a hill filled with soft grass and flowers, under a blooming tree, with the girl in question drawing in a blue sketchbook; a very picaresque scene.
That is, until you notice some of the surrounding features. Such as doors that keep hopping about with tiny key-sized swords coming up to them, trying to open them, and instead just slicing their knobs off. Or tiny little plants, could they be mistletoe?, some which keep bouncing off of her forehead, while others seem to have a face, and they circle her, berry eyes looking at her suggestively, and leafy lips that keep puckering up in her direction. Although there is a stray one that just bounces around, going 'OM NOM NOM', but that's probably a fluke. She has other problems of the floral sort, because in that field of flowers, quite a few are wrapped around each other. If you're good at botany, you'll see that they're lilies, and if you're not, well, you'll probably just be weirded out. Although that does appear to be what she is drawing, if you look over her shoulder.
However, perhaps the weirdest thing about this scenario, if any one thing had to be picked out as weirdest, is the line-up of kitchen appliances at the foot of the hill. A blender, a toaster, a microwave, a stand mixer among them, and if you get closer to them, they appear to be talking. And not just normal things, no. Such things as 'What, are you just going to draw the entire time?' 'Don't be such a lameoid.' 'Dweeb!' 'I don't understand you humans.' and it just goes on and on in a neverending commentary. Finally, she puts her head in her sketchbook, overwhelmed, and shouts,]
I GIVE UP! I don't even know what's going on! This is just too weird . . .
[OoC: It's funny, because the word for lily is yuri. Get it? Actually, all of the weird trippiness is representative of stuff. If you're curious, I'll tell. Other'n that? Troll the crap away, and have fun with this one. Also, how cute is that mood emoticon~?]
justcautious,
child_radical,
the dream vortex,
brought to you by dali,
proto_typing,
messed up subconscious ftw,
hiyori's a perv,
did we mention she's from a crack series,
weaponofheart,
that girl ain't right,
aibyoukaonigiri,
curse-affected