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Goddamn. I am very, very lonely right now. What is it others have that I lack? What draws someone to you? What makes you attractive to another person? Whatever it is... I either don't have it or couldn't recognize interest if it marched at the head of seventy six trombones across my face, up my nose, and did several circuits around my brain. Everyone else I know, even the desperately single types, all have someone who's interested in them (some complications and twists, I concede). So why not me?
I take that back. Why are only the certifiably crazy ones after me? I can think of two guys who like me, but both are unstable to the n-th degree. You'd think I could do better than that. Let's take stock for a minute...
* I'm moderately cute. I'm no Brad Pitt or Abercrombie model type, but I like to think there's a certain charm in this skinny lil frame.
* I'm intelligent. This I know for a fact and could get multiple people on the stand to vouch for under oath.
* I can be funny and witty.
* I'm not that uptight.
* I can't dance, but dammit I do so anyway! That's gotta count for some points.
Anyone care to slap me upside the head with a cluestick and make it clear why I am so very permanently single? Seriously. I really DO wanna know.
I take that back. Why are only the certifiably crazy ones after me? I can think of two guys who like me, but both are unstable to the n-th degree. You'd think I could do better than that. Let's take stock for a minute...
* I'm moderately cute. I'm no Brad Pitt or Abercrombie model type, but I like to think there's a certain charm in this skinny lil frame.
* I'm intelligent. This I know for a fact and could get multiple people on the stand to vouch for under oath.
* I can be funny and witty.
* I'm not that uptight.
* I can't dance, but dammit I do so anyway! That's gotta count for some points.
Anyone care to slap me upside the head with a cluestick and make it clear why I am so very permanently single? Seriously. I really DO wanna know.