Brittany’s One Liners
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I like Glee. I love Brittany. She says some weird crap, but most of it’s funny. Here’s some of my favourites.
- “Cross country skiier…a happy meal, no onions, and a chicken” - On what Tina’s new style of dress should be.
- “A male duck.” - On what a Ballad is.
- “I bet that duck’s in that hat.” - On The Hate Of Fate being introduced after her male duck line.
- “A blanket.” - On what a duet is.
- “Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?” - On Dolphins.
- “Does he mean like a burglar alarm?” - On Kurt’s Dad saying they should use protection.
- “People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers.” - On her summer vacation.
- “For a while I thought you were a robot.” - On Artie.
- “I'm Mike Chang.” - On trying to trick the Substitute Glee instructor.
- “Please don't pull out all my teeth. When I smile, I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs." - On having cavities in every tooth.
- “I'm going as a peanut allergy.” - On her Halloween costume.
- “I've totally done that.” - On throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
- “I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt.” - On being confronted about alleged adultery.
Perhaps you like Brittany from Glee, too. What are your favourite one-liners of hers?