five seven five (reserrection)
Well, lately I've just been feeling so unbearably narcissistic, so I figure what better way to vent my introspective ramblings than post about my daily and menial life. Finally, a way to share to my friends about how boring and typical my life is. Where do I start to begin. Ohhhh, how I've been longing for such opportunity as this. Well. Lets play catchup. Last November I got kicked out of my house, so I lived in my friends basement till the end of the year. Dad and sister moved away. I bought a car. I later moved on to a bigger, and better basement. I got a job as a meat cutter at the local grocery store. So yeah. That about sums up the latest happenings thus far. I went from one basement to another, and I make my money cutting bologna for old ladies. Thats my life at this point in time.
Now that we've established the basics, lets move on to today. Well. Today I decided it was in my best interest to sleep well past 1:30 in the afternoon. I'm glad I make such wise decisions like that. Then it was off to the meat dungeon. Now this was no ordinary day at work. And by that I mean that it was mind-numbingly dull. After work it was time to party. and let me tell you. i partied. pretty hard. I hit it up at ihop. Feeling pretty spontaneous, I ordered a custom omelette. Yes, at times I feel such a need to avoid conformity that I design my own version of the omelette. Not wanting to break too many rules tonight though, I kept it modest. I ordered a bacon and cheese omelette. TAKE THAT, CORRUPT SYSTEM \m/.
So. What's on Doug's mind. A question you've no doubt asked yourself countless times a day. Well I have an answer to that question. Which I care not to discuss at this time. Instead what I'll offer is a various assortment of randomly generated hiakus which may or may not be applicable to my life.
moths ravage, ships laugh
slowly, roughly, smoky blunt
loveless shadows slurp
imprisonments cry
disillusioned chocolate
orchard poses, doll chases
slowly, energy
dancing, braying, shivering
five seven five right?
Now that we've established the basics, lets move on to today. Well. Today I decided it was in my best interest to sleep well past 1:30 in the afternoon. I'm glad I make such wise decisions like that. Then it was off to the meat dungeon. Now this was no ordinary day at work. And by that I mean that it was mind-numbingly dull. After work it was time to party. and let me tell you. i partied. pretty hard. I hit it up at ihop. Feeling pretty spontaneous, I ordered a custom omelette. Yes, at times I feel such a need to avoid conformity that I design my own version of the omelette. Not wanting to break too many rules tonight though, I kept it modest. I ordered a bacon and cheese omelette. TAKE THAT, CORRUPT SYSTEM \m/.
So. What's on Doug's mind. A question you've no doubt asked yourself countless times a day. Well I have an answer to that question. Which I care not to discuss at this time. Instead what I'll offer is a various assortment of randomly generated hiakus which may or may not be applicable to my life.
moths ravage, ships laugh
slowly, roughly, smoky blunt
loveless shadows slurp
imprisonments cry
disillusioned chocolate
orchard poses, doll chases
slowly, energy
dancing, braying, shivering
five seven five right?