Christmas Gifts
Sent via regular or magical mail to:
Mike: Remember that hyperbole is without a doubt the single greatest thing in the history of the universe!
Jean-Paul: The problem with staying entirely silent on political issues is that people might think you have no idea about the process whatsoever -- that you are, in other words, stupid.
Kelly: Swedish Mafia: Efficient But Deadly.
Peter: In Soviet Russia, shirt wears you!
Terry: Abstinence-only education leads to one thing, people.
Hank: Fortunately, we do have some recourse against grammatical offenses, short of justifiable homicide.
Toad: The question is: how will the requisite tiny handful of humans manage to survive, avoiding the extinction of our weak, meaty race?
Rogue: Considering the damage they used to do with rulers, can you imagine how much damage nuns could inflict upon you if their convents were outfitted with nunchucks?
And, left under the tree for Pyro:
"...one of the pretzel-like clusters we accomplished was so confusing the local fire brigade had to help disentangle us."
Mike: Remember that hyperbole is without a doubt the single greatest thing in the history of the universe!
Jean-Paul: The problem with staying entirely silent on political issues is that people might think you have no idea about the process whatsoever -- that you are, in other words, stupid.
Kelly: Swedish Mafia: Efficient But Deadly.
Peter: In Soviet Russia, shirt wears you!
Terry: Abstinence-only education leads to one thing, people.
Hank: Fortunately, we do have some recourse against grammatical offenses, short of justifiable homicide.
Toad: The question is: how will the requisite tiny handful of humans manage to survive, avoiding the extinction of our weak, meaty race?
Rogue: Considering the damage they used to do with rulers, can you imagine how much damage nuns could inflict upon you if their convents were outfitted with nunchucks?
And, left under the tree for Pyro:
"...one of the pretzel-like clusters we accomplished was so confusing the local fire brigade had to help disentangle us."