Meme
Hehe, stolen from obsessings .
Dear LJ f-list,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey and I saw you under the bus with the hobo in the corner. I'm sure you’re senile enough to understand that the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning the your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I havn't showered in a month, and well, thanks for the cocaine.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Laura.
Dear, (put in name)
I don’t really know how to tell you this,but (1)I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) with (5).I'm sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10), and well (11). (12),(Your name).
(1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
(2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you put cuffs on me
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you smacked my ass
July - When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When you finally changed your underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In a clown suit
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In your apartment
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Carve your initials into
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Put whipped cream on
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - At the mental hospital
Barefoot - Sit on the couch
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadians goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd (which totally rocks btw)
Pink - My DVD box
None - My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The hobo in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Slutty
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your Hannah Montana underwear
Yellow - The cut toenails
Red - Your toe ring
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - Our matching snoopy underwear
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Grey - The couch cushions
Purple - Your love letters to me
Pink - Your nose hair clippers
Other - The pictures from Vegas
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbor's dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - My virginity
S/T - Your credit cards
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your mom
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - ill tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
E/F - am better off without you
G/H - Hate your cooking
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Always will remember the pep talksW
M/N - confessed today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Never will forget that night
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z - Get sick when I think of your feet
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate - Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - you should stop picking your nose
Other - Thanks for the Cocaine
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Kiss my butt
England- Go drown yourself..
Dear LJ f-list,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey and I saw you under the bus with the hobo in the corner. I'm sure you’re senile enough to understand that the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning the your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I havn't showered in a month, and well, thanks for the cocaine.
Greetings to your frog Leonard, Laura.
Dear, (put in name)
I don’t really know how to tell you this,but (1)I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) with (5).I'm sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10), and well (11). (12),(Your name).
(1) What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
(2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When you put cuffs on me
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you smacked my ass
July - When I quoted Forest Gump
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When you finally changed your underwear
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In a clown suit
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In your apartment
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Carve your initials into
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Put whipped cream on
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - At the mental hospital
Barefoot - Sit on the couch
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadians goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd (which totally rocks btw)
Pink - My DVD box
None - My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The hobo in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - vexed
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Slutty
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed - That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exsist
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your Hannah Montana underwear
Yellow - The cut toenails
Red - Your toe ring
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - Our matching snoopy underwear
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Grey - The couch cushions
Purple - Your love letters to me
Pink - Your nose hair clippers
Other - The pictures from Vegas
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your collection of butterflies
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbor's dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - My virginity
S/T - Your credit cards
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your mom
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Haven’t showered in a month
C/D - ill tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
E/F - am better off without you
G/H - Hate your cooking
I/J - Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Always will remember the pep talksW
M/N - confessed today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Never will forget that night
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Y/Z - Get sick when I think of your feet
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink - I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda - I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water - You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Juice - You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water - I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Hot chocolate - Your Cucumber-fetishism Is Weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer - you should stop picking your nose
Other - Thanks for the Cocaine
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Italy - Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China - You make me sick
Germany - Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Kiss my butt
England- Go drown yourself..