the "guys I would totally/maybe/never shag" meme
This took a long time (272, including my four add-ons!), but it's fun. I didn't recognize most of them. Show titles, yes, but I apparently don't watch enough man-tv.
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add four of your own at the end if you wish.
*NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...
1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2) Mike Delfino (Desperates Housewives, tv)
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv) All. Day. Long. Load up on the vicodin, Doctor.
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace, tv)
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv) Only when he's not so chubby with the bad tan and too-long hair.
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv) ?
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie) Only if he showers and does something about those teeth. Okay fine, that's half the character.
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) ?
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) ?
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) HO YAAH! ^^
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) ?
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv) ?
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv - Nine) ?
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) ?
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv) Over and over!! =D Even thouhg I prefer him as Jess in Gilmore Girls (maybe because I'm not watching Heroes that much..!)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv) OVER AND OVER!
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) ?
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?
60) Angelus (Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-men, movie, comic)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv) Here you go! XD
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv) ?
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv) ?
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv) ?
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv) .
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Verinica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonment, movie) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv) ?
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) ?
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book) ?
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, Movie)?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv) I'm pretty sure this would be the kind of sex that would leave you speaking in tongues. YES.
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv)
89) Edward Cullen (Wilight, movie, book) Duuh, and seen his rate, we'd go at it like .. you know XD
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie)
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) YES YES YES, why is he not coming back?! All hot guys are now taken, a single one MUST stay! =D
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv)
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)
105) Robert Chase (House MD, tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv) ?
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv) ?
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie book) But only starting from Movie 3, thanks XD
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, Musical, Film) ?
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
114) Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv)
118) Bob Brown (The Unit, tv)
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv) ?
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office, tv)
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno, Movie) I know, I know, tall, skinny, funny. But again, he's like 12.
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie)
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv) ?
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
133) Julian Sark (Alias, tv) ?
134) Methos (Highlander, tv) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv) ?
137) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv) ?
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) ?
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
142) The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv) ?
144) Michael (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
145) Zack (Bones, tv)
146) Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)
147) Gambit (X-men, comics) ?
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv)
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) ?
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book) ?
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv) Wiiiih! ^^
154) Castiel (Supernatural, tv) ?
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv) ?
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie) ?
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies) ?
158) Neo (The Matrix, movie)
159) Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human, tv) ?
161) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv) ?
162) William Miller (Almost Famous, Movie) ?
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book) ?
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv) ?
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie) ?
166) John Crichton (Farscape, tv) ?
167) Desmond Hume (Lost, tv) ?
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book) ?
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv)
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) ?
171) Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv) ?
173) Will Tippin (Alias, tv) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv) ?
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) ?
177) Arthur (Merlin, tv) ?
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book) ?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) Not. A. Doubt! ^^
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, movie) ?
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie) ?
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, movie)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv)
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv)
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica, tv) ?
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv)
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv)
190) Henry Spencer (psych, tv)
191) Brain Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie)
192) Dom Torretto (F&F, movie)
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie)
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
195) L.J. Gibbs (NCIS, tv)
196) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv, Ten)
197) Frank Hopkins (Hidalgo, movie) ?
198) Charlie Crews (Life, tv)
199) Joe (Bend it Like Beckham, movie) ?
200) Hiro Nakamura (Heroes, tv)
201) Lucian (Underworld, movie) ?
202) Ben (Secret Diary of a Call Girl, tv) ?
203) Casanova (Casanova, bbc movie) ?
204) Mickey Smith (Doctor Who, tv) ?
205) Xander Harris (BtVS, tv) ?
206) Angel (BtVS, Angel, tv)
207) Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files, books) ?
208) Patrick Jane (The Mentalist, tv)
209) Agent Wayne Rigsby (The Mentalist, TV) ?
210) Charles Gunn (Angel, TV) ?
211) Tony Stark (Iron Man, comics, movie) ?
212) Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy, TV) ?
213) Jim Ellison (The Sentinel, TV) ?
214) Tim McGee (NCIS, TV) ?
215) Michael Garibaldi (Babylon 5, TV) ?
216) Captain Awesome (Chuck, TV)
217) Matt Parkman (Heroes, TV) ?
218) Shawn Spencer (Psych, tv) ?
219) Duncan Kane (Veronica Mars-tv) YEAH BABY!
220) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl-tv)
221) Coach Eric Taylor (Friday Night Lights, TV) ?
222) Eric Northman (True Blood, TV) ?
223) Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother, TV)
224) Trip Tucker (ST: Enterprise, TV) ?
225) Sam Bennett (Private Practice, TV) ?
226) Dell Parker (Private Practice, TV)
227) Leo Wyatt (Charmed, TV) ?
228) Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1, TV) ?
229) Tony Almeida (24, TV) ?
230) Oliver Queen (Smallville, TV) ?
231) Luke Skywalker (Wtar Wars, Movie)
232) Curt Wild (Velvet Goldmine, movie) ?
233) Harry Kim (Star Trek Voyager, tv) ?
234) Han Solo (Star Wars, movie)
235) Jonothon ‘Chamber’ Starsmore (X-men, comic) ?
236) Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner (X-men, film, comic) ?
237) George Sands (Being Human, tv) ?
238) Macbeth (play, film)
239) Erik "Magneto" Lehnsherr (X-men, film, comic)
240) Lord Peter Wimsey (Lord Peter Wimsey stories, Book, Television) ?
250) Ash Redfern (Night World, Book) ?
251) Maxxie Oliver (Skins, TV) ?
252) Freddie Mclair (Skins, TV) ?
253) James Cook (Skins, TV) ?
254) Jacob Black (Twilight, books)
255) Max Kim (Hacking Harvard, Book) ?
256) Pacey Witter (Dawson’s Creek, TV) FINALLY SOMEONE ASKS! XD
257) John Casey (Chuck, TV)
258) Morgan Grimes (Chuck, TV)
259) John Locke (LOST, TV) ?
260) Clark Kent (Smallville-tv)
261) Michael Scott (The Office, tv)
262) Severus Snape (Harry Potter, books, movies) ?
263) Dwight Shrute (The Office) ?
264) Hoban 'Wash' Washburne (Firefly, tv) ?
265) Jack Hodgins (Bones-TV)
266) Michael Vaughn (Alias-TV) ?
267) Jared Booth (Bones-TV)
268) Byron Sully (Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman, TV) ?
269) Dawson Leery (Dawson's Creek, tv)
270) Dr. John Truman (ER, tv) ?
271) Detective Greene (Law & Order ,tv)
272) Dr. Christopher Taub (House, MD, tv)
273) Justin Walker (Brothers & Sisters, tv)
274) Kevin Walker (Brothers & Sisters, tv)
275) Scotty (Brothers & Sisters, tv) At least if he wasn't gay! :p
276)Tommy Walker (Brothers & Sisters, tv)
277) Luke Dane (Gilmore Girls, tv)
278 Pete Wilder(Private Practice, tv)
279) Will Turner (Sanctuary, tv)
280) Henry (Sanctuary, tv)
281) Christopher/Kevin (Gilmore Girls/Private Practice, tv)
282) Lucas Scott (OTH, tv)
283 Julian (OTH, tv)