Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
discardedpiece (-5000 points). Last Friday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped
mangandsleep across the street (6 points). In June I turned
chokowaffle in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5731 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
doucheland