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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 21:48:25 UTC
[ringalingaling]

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[ call ] from nicky's phone!! xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 21:56:53 UTC
[Click.]

...Hello?

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 21:58:09 UTC
Get your wings out, Nikolas Icarus, I got a job that'll send you to the Sun. Hotel, that is.

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:01:35 UTC
[Pause.]

I think you might have the wrong number.

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:02:19 UTC
[Pause.]

Nah, I think you have the wrong phone, kid. Name?

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:07:27 UTC
...Seth. Seth Delaney. And I'm ... pretty sure this is my phone?

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:10:35 UTC
[LONG PAUSE.

Cadence shouts at Evelyn to pull the Delaney file.]

Delaney, huh? Son of that damn-near disgustingly wealthy entrepreneur? I think he owes me money.

[Ah, there's that file. He does owe the Wayward family money.]

You got a brother, Seth?

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:12:06 UTC
...Yeah. How do you -- why?

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:13:24 UTC
Elias. Says here he's a Liar.

[And now Cadence has a horrible idea. He leans on his desk and smirks, tapping his phone rhythmically with one finger.]

Tell me, Seth, do you feel inferior to Elias? Even though he's your twin?

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Re: [ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:17:05 UTC
A liar? Yeah, well, I guess he probably lies a lot, but.

[Pause.]

Yeah. Sometimes.

[And by sometimes he means all the time.]

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:22:47 UTC
Uh-huh.

[Cadence jots down some notes in the margins of Seth's file and circles them. Potential window.]

And are there a few missing patches in your memory? Or do some things just not go together? Don't answer yet. Liars, with a capital L, can make people believe anything. It's an ability. Elias could make you believe your eyes are on fire if he so pleased.

[Cadence tips back his chair.]

You have been totally mindfucked.

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:24:59 UTC
...Can you please tell me exactly what strain of weed you've been smoking?

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:28:46 UTC
[Cadence laughs.]

I'll have you know I haven't toked up in like, three days. I'm sober as an Olympic athlete that's not Michael Phelps.

[Because Cadence always has to top any and all witty quips. He picks up Seth's file.]

Multiple choice question: You're in love with Lillian Guinness. Yes, no, Cadence you're a stupid fuck, or holy shit I'm so in love with her I would gouge out my eyes with my fingernails and feed them to squirrels if she asked me to.

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:30:21 UTC
How do you know all this shit? Have you been stalking me or something?

[Ughh. He answers anyways.]

...

Last option.

Though I hope she wouldn't ask me to do that.

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[ call ] waywardassassin November 15 2009, 22:35:17 UTC
Fuck, no. I have people to do that for me.

[Sadly, this is true.]

Let me guess. You're shy, you're a pushover, mild-mannered, harmless as a kitten. But Elias is an outgoing leader-type, vicious as he is scheming. Short-answer question: if you and Elias are identical twins, why don't you share many of the same personality traits?

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[ call ] xx_rexvivat November 15 2009, 22:37:00 UTC
I hope this pattern doesn't continue on to essay questions.

And ... I don't know.

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