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Well, that was fun. I'm gradually realising that I may
have been sick for the last few days, because I've been tired all the time, and whenever I drink, I just want to go immediately pass out. But that's alright. I woke up this morning with a head-splitting migraine. Hoping it would just go away, I popped a few ibuprofen and went about my day. But instead, it just got worse. Acting on the advice of my friends (who are, of course, all medical doctors), I popped a few Soma and proceeded to pass out and have some weird ass dreams. I just woke up, and I still feel rather strange, but hey, my migraine is gone. "I tried using Tylenol and Advil to relieve my headaches, but they just couldn't do it fast enough. That's when my dealer told me about HEROIN. At first I was skeptical. How would this differ from any other pain reliever I've tried? But the next time I got a headache, I went ahead and tried heroin, and let me tell you, it's powerful. Just one shot relieved my headache IMMEDIATELY, and also managed to stop
my intense feelings of hatred I have towards mankind. Thanks to heroin, I no longer care if I live or die. Thanks!"
have been sick for the last few days, because I've been tired all the time, and whenever I drink, I just want to go immediately pass out. But that's alright. I woke up this morning with a head-splitting migraine. Hoping it would just go away, I popped a few ibuprofen and went about my day. But instead, it just got worse. Acting on the advice of my friends (who are, of course, all medical doctors), I popped a few Soma and proceeded to pass out and have some weird ass dreams. I just woke up, and I still feel rather strange, but hey, my migraine is gone. "I tried using Tylenol and Advil to relieve my headaches, but they just couldn't do it fast enough. That's when my dealer told me about HEROIN. At first I was skeptical. How would this differ from any other pain reliever I've tried? But the next time I got a headache, I went ahead and tried heroin, and let me tell you, it's powerful. Just one shot relieved my headache IMMEDIATELY, and also managed to stop
my intense feelings of hatred I have towards mankind. Thanks to heroin, I no longer care if I live or die. Thanks!"