You threw a POTATO at me?
A couple nights ago, I picked my brother up from drivers ed. He wanted 2 go 2 john's house, he bought an eigth off of john's sister.
Before his sister came in tha house, Brad showed me this small round object no bigger than a ping pong ball. He was like "do u know what this is?" I said I thought it was a turd. John n him laughed n they told me it was a potato... I was like, "THIS is a POTATO?" Armon insists that its normal. Its one of those regular light brown potatoes. I don think they're supposed 2 be that small. Anyways, Jackie (John's sister) was just sittin a few feet in front of us, since me, Brad, and John were all sittin on tha couch. John picks up tha potato and chucks it at Jackie. She had a puzzled look on her face and was like "what did u hit me with?" John goes, a potato. She was like "u hit me with a potato? I dont believe it!" John went 2 look 4 it 2 show her tha potato. But he couldnt find it. Then Jackie and her boyfriend (i guess) started lookin 4 tha potato. Then me n Brad were lookin 4 it. 5 people lookin, for a potato... We looked 4 a good 10-15mins. We gave up, Jackie and her boyfriend left unconvinced that there ever was a potato. Who could make something like that up? Brad was like this was such a Sienfield moment. It was, I started 2 do voice impersonations of George's mom, Brad and John were laughin hysterically. I was like when Jackie goes home, shes gonna reach in her pocket and pull out tha potato, and it freezes right there. Thats tha end of tha show. I could see it.
So, Armon is comin 2 visit next month, needless 2 say Im absolutly excited. Cant wait. I wouldnt have even been able 2 c him next month if mom wasnt gettin tha house refinanced. I dont gotta pay car insurance 4 a couple of months, so I can save $200 each month. Now I wanna work night and day so that I can get more extra spending money...
:/ well, my hands r gettin mucho cold, so Im done here... I just HAD 2 share that potato story, best story ever!
Before his sister came in tha house, Brad showed me this small round object no bigger than a ping pong ball. He was like "do u know what this is?" I said I thought it was a turd. John n him laughed n they told me it was a potato... I was like, "THIS is a POTATO?" Armon insists that its normal. Its one of those regular light brown potatoes. I don think they're supposed 2 be that small. Anyways, Jackie (John's sister) was just sittin a few feet in front of us, since me, Brad, and John were all sittin on tha couch. John picks up tha potato and chucks it at Jackie. She had a puzzled look on her face and was like "what did u hit me with?" John goes, a potato. She was like "u hit me with a potato? I dont believe it!" John went 2 look 4 it 2 show her tha potato. But he couldnt find it. Then Jackie and her boyfriend (i guess) started lookin 4 tha potato. Then me n Brad were lookin 4 it. 5 people lookin, for a potato... We looked 4 a good 10-15mins. We gave up, Jackie and her boyfriend left unconvinced that there ever was a potato. Who could make something like that up? Brad was like this was such a Sienfield moment. It was, I started 2 do voice impersonations of George's mom, Brad and John were laughin hysterically. I was like when Jackie goes home, shes gonna reach in her pocket and pull out tha potato, and it freezes right there. Thats tha end of tha show. I could see it.
So, Armon is comin 2 visit next month, needless 2 say Im absolutly excited. Cant wait. I wouldnt have even been able 2 c him next month if mom wasnt gettin tha house refinanced. I dont gotta pay car insurance 4 a couple of months, so I can save $200 each month. Now I wanna work night and day so that I can get more extra spending money...
:/ well, my hands r gettin mucho cold, so Im done here... I just HAD 2 share that potato story, best story ever!