[Voice & Written]

[doubleppk]

Well, I guess it's a little late in the season, [Try a lot late.] but who wants to go windsurfing? I assembled a bunch of boards over the last month, but ahhh I forgot how heavy so many could be! Surely there's some big strong guy who'll come to my rescue?? [Most wheedling tone imaginable while still being sexy. It's a good think it's not video

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[isntyourfriend]

Isn't it too cold for that?!

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[doubleppk]

That's why now is the last chance!

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[isntyourfriend]

You'd freeze before you even got in the water.

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[doubleppk]

Surely, it's not cold yet, ne?

[Except that it really is.]

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[isntyourfriend]

It is if you're only wearing a bathing suit!

[Oh, Elliot, if only you could see the bathing suit...!]

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[doubleppk]

But this is the last chance! Unless the Malnosso randomly decided to give a hot tub or something.

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[isntyourfriend]

Aren't there hot springs here?

[Or maybe that's not what she's looking for...]

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[doubleppk]

Yeah but that's not the same! Those are for relaxing. Not excitement.

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[isntyourfriend]

Would a hot tub really be more exciting than that?

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[doubleppk]

I'd rather go windsurfing.

It's pretty limited without motorcycles or airplanes or helicopters or speedboats for excitement and speed.

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[isntyourfriend]

That just sounds dangerous!

[Especially when he has no clue what most of those things are!]

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[doubleppk]

It's fine so long as no one's shooting at you.

[Best qualifier of danger ever.]

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[isntyourfriend]

Don't say something like that so calmly!

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[doubleppk]

Oh lighten up sweetie.

They really aren't that dangerous. More people die in the bathroom every day than from those things.

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[isntyourfriend]

Wh-what kind of logic is that?!

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[doubleppk]

Completely valid I'll have you know!