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[doubleppk]

With all the new electronics influx, I have two hopeful questions for everyone, especially you New Feathers. Does anyone have an iPod charger or could make one, and is anyone here really good with high tech security? NO LASER BEAMS!

[And other than that short post, she'll be wandering around Luceti, acting suspicious and "mysterious" and

Comments

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[Jack is just chilling over here on this bench, with his little blue ox thing, while watching her walk by. It's a great view.]

Keep walking around like that, you might attract the kind of attention you don't want.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Oh, I don't know~ Wouldn't mind some attention from my not-ex. [Teasing about Valentine's Day.]

Assuming you could...

Is that a blue ox?! [O.M.G. Must pet it!]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[A frown at the 'not-ex', he's still sore about having his mind messed with and not being in love. At least, not enough to get her in the sack. That wasn't cool at all.]

I thought it was a cow. Or pig, or something. Ox makes sense too. [He has no clue about what fable it belongs to.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

He's got horns. And bulls aren't blue, they're red. [Obviously that makes total sense. Except where it really doesn't.]

He's not yours then? [Bounding over anyway, so much wanting to pet it.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[Yeah, she can do whatever she likes with the thing. Jack doesn't care and Babe is constantly off in his own fantasy world, oblivious to anything around him.]

Yeah, whatever. The little bastard follows me around everywhere. My buddy Gary is really attached to him. He's been tailing me ever since I went to Americana.

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Pets Babe! So cute daw. She totally wants to steal Babe now. So be careful.]

Gary?

He sure is cute. [Pet pet, sneaks him a carrot. Sure he's not a horse or pig or rabbit, but it totally counts.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[In the end, Jack wouldn't notice or care. And Babe would end up back in his place at the end of the week. She's welcome to try, though!]

Gary, my sidekick. Old guy, kinda forgetful. [One of the few people Jack genuinely likes.]

Yeah, he ain't too bad to keep around. At least he's housebroken. [And the ladies adore him, so Babe comes in handy.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[She will totally try then. And not be surprised when it keeps going back, because she never keeps pets, they always get set free to be wild.]

He's so cute! [Babe obviously. Gary is quickly forgotten because Fujiko has bad luck with men's sidekicks, particularly if she likes the guy they're the sidekick to.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Well he's not the only one.

[So he says with an amused smirk. Who knew that cute freakish animals were the key to her heart?

In the meantime, Babe makes a contented moo (or whatever sort of sounds oxen make) at being treated so nicely. It almost makes being tiny and not ginormous worth it.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

[Petting babe forever and maybe kind of squish cuddling him. Oh yes, she does adore freakish animals. The more freaky the better. Unless they're bug-like.]

Oh~? And here I thought I lost your interest. [Teasing like hell.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

[Poor Babe is sort of used to this treatment. And doesn't seem to notice much.]

Heh, one week ain't gonna do that, babe. [Another twenty years and a hundred pounds would, though.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

I'm so glad~

I'd hate to lose someone as rich as you. [Yeah, still teasing.]

[Action]

[originaljackass]

Even if there's no chance of you ever setting a finger on that gold?

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Maybe a little less so then.

'Course I've heard it all before~

[Action]

[originaljackass]

I find that pretty unlikely.

[You're too young, girl. Try living a few more centuries.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Really now?

[But Fujiko never wants to grow old!]