i should really stop procrastinating
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Replace the items that are not true.
01. I know more about yoga than I let on.
02. I have a soft spot for AM radio.
03. My first language wasn't English.
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I think "whitey" is a funny way of describing someone.
07. I think people who think x isn't "indie" enough are sad.
08. Dying doesn't scare me at all, but getting hurt does.
09. I love opera.
10. Sometimes I like to sit around sans clothing.
11. I break out into hives and sometimes, I break out into hives because of a particular person. Fucking asshole.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I want to learn how to dance.
14. I'm afraid of taking risks.
15. I love photobooths.
16. I have a niece and nephew I've never seen--and perhaps never will.
17. I've never had an STD.
18. I avoid my parents.
19. I think Wallis Simpson was a handsome woman.
20. I used to work in a library.
21. I have deep regrets about my childhood and my family.
22. I have no idea what calliope music sounds like.
23. I wish my country's postal system was as good as the Royal Mail (UK).
24. I'm wildly vengeful at times.
25. I don't mince my words.
26. Crazy runs in my family.
27. I think my friends think my tactlessness (or bluntness) is funny.
28. I love the taste of duck.
29. I only wear the earrings with which my ears were pierced .
30. I love Elizabeth Taylor.
31. I think too much.
32. Sometimes, I think I'm better off dead.
33. I love cookbooks.
34. I'm extremely nice to waiters and waitresses and bartenders and I'm a good tipper.
35. I like regular soda better than diet soda.
36. I've been told I have expensive tastes.
37. I find it hard to buy a bra.
38. I can't wear toe-socks. They're so uncomfortable and just fucking ugly.
39. I'm enjoying Britney Spears descent into madness.
40. I have to wear a retainer at night because I grind my teeth.
41. My parents love Julio Eglasias.
42. I've had a boy pretend to know karate to impress me.
43. I think status symbol logo bags are idiotic.
44. I like guitar solos.
45. I wish I was more talented.
46. I'm not looking forward to meeting my significant other's extended family.
47. I think I would make a good parent.
48. I voted in every fucking election.
49. Someone started a rumour once that I liked Ron Sexsmith.
50. I don't want my significant other to die before me.
51. I like writing letters.
52. I didn't know what my middle name was until I was about 7.
53. I find it hard buying boots that go up my calves.
54. I live around people that beat their kids.
55. My two favourite family dishes are braised pork belly and deep fried tofu.
56. I prefer to sleep on my side.
57. I'm afraid I peaked in high school.
58. Mediocrity depresses me.
59. I have a lot of black clothing.
60. I always wanted to be in a spelling bee.
61. I believe that being nice to people is sometimes overrated.
62. I love ramen.
63. I don't like vodka.
64. I hate townhouses.
65. I don't think Michael Moore is a liar.
66. I like salads with fruit and hard cheese in them.
67. I have a soft spot for bungalows and ranch style houses.
68. I like Futurama.
69. I don't believe in low-carb anything.
70. I would only buy a Japanese made rice cooker (either Tiger or National brand).
71. Sometimes I think white people food is weird.
72. I am proud of my home
73. I'm a perfectionist.
74. I wish I could make hats for a living.
75. Sometimes, I'm afraid I'm too much like my mother.
76. I like collecting junk and picking things out of the garbage.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I did this meme to procrastinate.
79. Ebay frustrates me.
80. I hardly ever date girls.
81. I can type very fast.
82. I don't have a "gaydar".
83. Many of my favourite people live far away from me now.
84. I like disco and funk in a non-ironic way.
85. I wish I had a cat or a dog.
86. I think I have too many material possessions.
87. I love tomatoes.
88. I use margarine in a way that leaves the top even.
90. I wish my fridge was bigger.
91. I prefer missionary position.
92. I like sweet and sour pork.
93. I find Kirsten Dunst annoying.
94. I am a chronic worrier.
95. I get really annoyed by snobby people, very often. You are not better than I am. Get over it already!!
96. I think my dream job is to make beautiful things.
97. I like anchovies.
98. I don't like Jennifer Lopez and I don't know why she's famous.
99. I have ambivalent feelings about being an English major.
100. I did this meme to keep myself occupied.
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Replace the items that are not true.
01. I know more about yoga than I let on.
02. I have a soft spot for AM radio.
03. My first language wasn't English.
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I think "whitey" is a funny way of describing someone.
07. I think people who think x isn't "indie" enough are sad.
08. Dying doesn't scare me at all, but getting hurt does.
09. I love opera.
10. Sometimes I like to sit around sans clothing.
11. I break out into hives and sometimes, I break out into hives because of a particular person. Fucking asshole.
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
13. I want to learn how to dance.
14. I'm afraid of taking risks.
15. I love photobooths.
16. I have a niece and nephew I've never seen--and perhaps never will.
17. I've never had an STD.
18. I avoid my parents.
19. I think Wallis Simpson was a handsome woman.
20. I used to work in a library.
21. I have deep regrets about my childhood and my family.
22. I have no idea what calliope music sounds like.
23. I wish my country's postal system was as good as the Royal Mail (UK).
24. I'm wildly vengeful at times.
25. I don't mince my words.
26. Crazy runs in my family.
27. I think my friends think my tactlessness (or bluntness) is funny.
28. I love the taste of duck.
29. I only wear the earrings with which my ears were pierced .
30. I love Elizabeth Taylor.
31. I think too much.
32. Sometimes, I think I'm better off dead.
33. I love cookbooks.
34. I'm extremely nice to waiters and waitresses and bartenders and I'm a good tipper.
35. I like regular soda better than diet soda.
36. I've been told I have expensive tastes.
37. I find it hard to buy a bra.
38. I can't wear toe-socks. They're so uncomfortable and just fucking ugly.
39. I'm enjoying Britney Spears descent into madness.
40. I have to wear a retainer at night because I grind my teeth.
41. My parents love Julio Eglasias.
42. I've had a boy pretend to know karate to impress me.
43. I think status symbol logo bags are idiotic.
44. I like guitar solos.
45. I wish I was more talented.
46. I'm not looking forward to meeting my significant other's extended family.
47. I think I would make a good parent.
48. I voted in every fucking election.
49. Someone started a rumour once that I liked Ron Sexsmith.
50. I don't want my significant other to die before me.
51. I like writing letters.
52. I didn't know what my middle name was until I was about 7.
53. I find it hard buying boots that go up my calves.
54. I live around people that beat their kids.
55. My two favourite family dishes are braised pork belly and deep fried tofu.
56. I prefer to sleep on my side.
57. I'm afraid I peaked in high school.
58. Mediocrity depresses me.
59. I have a lot of black clothing.
60. I always wanted to be in a spelling bee.
61. I believe that being nice to people is sometimes overrated.
62. I love ramen.
63. I don't like vodka.
64. I hate townhouses.
65. I don't think Michael Moore is a liar.
66. I like salads with fruit and hard cheese in them.
67. I have a soft spot for bungalows and ranch style houses.
68. I like Futurama.
69. I don't believe in low-carb anything.
70. I would only buy a Japanese made rice cooker (either Tiger or National brand).
71. Sometimes I think white people food is weird.
72. I am proud of my home
73. I'm a perfectionist.
74. I wish I could make hats for a living.
75. Sometimes, I'm afraid I'm too much like my mother.
76. I like collecting junk and picking things out of the garbage.
77. I have a lot to learn.
78. I did this meme to procrastinate.
79. Ebay frustrates me.
80. I hardly ever date girls.
81. I can type very fast.
82. I don't have a "gaydar".
83. Many of my favourite people live far away from me now.
84. I like disco and funk in a non-ironic way.
85. I wish I had a cat or a dog.
86. I think I have too many material possessions.
87. I love tomatoes.
88. I use margarine in a way that leaves the top even.
90. I wish my fridge was bigger.
91. I prefer missionary position.
92. I like sweet and sour pork.
93. I find Kirsten Dunst annoying.
94. I am a chronic worrier.
95. I get really annoyed by snobby people, very often. You are not better than I am. Get over it already!!
96. I think my dream job is to make beautiful things.
97. I like anchovies.
98. I don't like Jennifer Lopez and I don't know why she's famous.
99. I have ambivalent feelings about being an English major.
100. I did this meme to keep myself occupied.