common thread = guys in suits are hott
a celebrity sex meme from peripeticdoll
Shut Up & Do Me: Stephen Malkmus. There’s nothing hotter than someone who sounds over educated. Or maybe Don McKellar. Maybe both at the same time. They can paddle each other with my MLA Handbook.
Keep Talking & Do Me: Aiden Moffat. He’s Scottish and he cries when he listens to Gladys Knight.
Just Don't Talk To Me Afterwards: Buck 65 - I bet he’s all crotchety afterwards.
Hot Daddy Emeritus: Bill Murray or Nick Lowe.
Any Day, Any Time, Any Place: Hugh Grant.
Despoiled & Down on the Floor With Skirt Torn & Lipstick Smeared: Greg Dulli.
Jumping the Fence & You'll All Just Have To Understand: Neko Case.
White Picket Fence / 2.5 Children / Happily Ever After: Cary Grant. It will ensure the following: 1) that our children are bitchy and stylish and 2) that gin will always be on hand.
Favorite Asshole: Craig Kilborn.
Let's Run Through The Sprinkler With Our Underpants on Our Heads: This is a little too twee for me.
Thinking Person's Snap Queen: Ruppert Everett?
Thank You Sir May I Have Another: Thinking about it more, I think Greg Dulli is the hottest.
W-O-M-A-N: Isabella Rossellini or a young Elizabeth Taylor.
Hot For Teacher (include school & subject): The pickings are slim in the English/Film departments.
A Beautiful Mind: Jon Stewart.
Short Shameful Confession: I was totally enamoured with John Cusack when I was younger but he’s the lamest. He makes crappy movies. He’s the poster boy for pathetic little boys who won’t grow up but rather cloister themselves amongst their shitty record collection. Oh and idealism is not sexy.
Needs To Be Spanked: Don McKellar.
And Then It All Came Clear To Me: Travis Good. Now, I don’t know which brother I want to do more.
6-Pack & A Joint: Josh Homme.
The Greatest Story Ever Told: the story of me and the Terminator-loving one.
Shut Up & Do Me: Stephen Malkmus. There’s nothing hotter than someone who sounds over educated. Or maybe Don McKellar. Maybe both at the same time. They can paddle each other with my MLA Handbook.
Keep Talking & Do Me: Aiden Moffat. He’s Scottish and he cries when he listens to Gladys Knight.
Just Don't Talk To Me Afterwards: Buck 65 - I bet he’s all crotchety afterwards.
Hot Daddy Emeritus: Bill Murray or Nick Lowe.
Any Day, Any Time, Any Place: Hugh Grant.
Despoiled & Down on the Floor With Skirt Torn & Lipstick Smeared: Greg Dulli.
Jumping the Fence & You'll All Just Have To Understand: Neko Case.
White Picket Fence / 2.5 Children / Happily Ever After: Cary Grant. It will ensure the following: 1) that our children are bitchy and stylish and 2) that gin will always be on hand.
Favorite Asshole: Craig Kilborn.
Let's Run Through The Sprinkler With Our Underpants on Our Heads: This is a little too twee for me.
Thinking Person's Snap Queen: Ruppert Everett?
Thank You Sir May I Have Another: Thinking about it more, I think Greg Dulli is the hottest.
W-O-M-A-N: Isabella Rossellini or a young Elizabeth Taylor.
Hot For Teacher (include school & subject): The pickings are slim in the English/Film departments.
A Beautiful Mind: Jon Stewart.
Short Shameful Confession: I was totally enamoured with John Cusack when I was younger but he’s the lamest. He makes crappy movies. He’s the poster boy for pathetic little boys who won’t grow up but rather cloister themselves amongst their shitty record collection. Oh and idealism is not sexy.
Needs To Be Spanked: Don McKellar.
And Then It All Came Clear To Me: Travis Good. Now, I don’t know which brother I want to do more.
6-Pack & A Joint: Josh Homme.
The Greatest Story Ever Told: the story of me and the Terminator-loving one.