Honey & Mustard
Honey & Mustard. WonKyu. Drabble.
[A letter of Kyuhyun's appreciation of his ruined relationship with Siwon.]
A/N: Direct typing/posting. There'll be typos.
Siwonnie,
I'm breaking up with you.
Didn't I announce this first, last year? Can you recall? We've done this before. This shouldn't be a surprise.
I am not happy of how things are working. We've been in three consecutive break-ups and yet we tried this fourth time, and then here we are again. At lost. Aren't you tired? I am tired, Siwon!
If me not losing weight is one of your problems, then go find and fuck your gym bodies and go curl up and die fit together. I don't want to get used on something I can actually live without. I don't like gym, I don't like sweat, I don't like the smell of you getting sweaty! That's too shallow, isn't it?
Here's the latest. I'm finally aware of your fling with your gym buddy. Donghae? Really, Siwon? You're trading me for that wimp? FINE!
Let's say our relationship's okay until we finally had enough of pretending getting interested on each other's businesses. I hate it whenever you pretend getting hooked on this song I like, or this game I play. Sometimes I find it hard getting into your kind of movies, un-dubbed Hollywood movies, that even you can't get the plot. Now that we're off, maybe we can finally stop pretending.
But if you ask me of things I'll definitely miss about you, they exist, to my surprise. But really, I wouldn't have had a relationship with you if I hate every inch of you. There'll be some things I wouldn't like to mention and would be hard for me to mention.
This is a desperate letter of breakup. You said I am your Honey and you were my Mustard.
Bastard.
Your Hater,
Kyuhyun
PS. REPLY BACK OR I WILL REALLY BREAKUP WITH YOU!
counter added: 03/23/14
[A letter of Kyuhyun's appreciation of his ruined relationship with Siwon.]
A/N: Direct typing/posting. There'll be typos.
Siwonnie,
I'm breaking up with you.
Didn't I announce this first, last year? Can you recall? We've done this before. This shouldn't be a surprise.
I am not happy of how things are working. We've been in three consecutive break-ups and yet we tried this fourth time, and then here we are again. At lost. Aren't you tired? I am tired, Siwon!
If me not losing weight is one of your problems, then go find and fuck your gym bodies and go curl up and die fit together. I don't want to get used on something I can actually live without. I don't like gym, I don't like sweat, I don't like the smell of you getting sweaty! That's too shallow, isn't it?
Here's the latest. I'm finally aware of your fling with your gym buddy. Donghae? Really, Siwon? You're trading me for that wimp? FINE!
Let's say our relationship's okay until we finally had enough of pretending getting interested on each other's businesses. I hate it whenever you pretend getting hooked on this song I like, or this game I play. Sometimes I find it hard getting into your kind of movies, un-dubbed Hollywood movies, that even you can't get the plot. Now that we're off, maybe we can finally stop pretending.
But if you ask me of things I'll definitely miss about you, they exist, to my surprise. But really, I wouldn't have had a relationship with you if I hate every inch of you. There'll be some things I wouldn't like to mention and would be hard for me to mention.
This is a desperate letter of breakup. You said I am your Honey and you were my Mustard.
Bastard.
Your Hater,
Kyuhyun
PS. REPLY BACK OR I WILL REALLY BREAKUP WITH YOU!
counter added: 03/23/14