i love you courtany
BEST CONVERSATION EVER
Courtany: so i think my parents were messing around last night. (tells story) that is so gross.
Dyana: so when you're 60 you'll stop having sex?
Courtany: if my arthritis acts up
Dyana: thats cool everyone needs to get off sometimes
Courtany: um excuse me, until you're old and have gout and a fake knee and having sex hurts you
Dyana: how do you know that having sex hurts your dad?
Courtany: I DO NOT WANT TO DISCUSS WHAT DOES AND DOES NOT HURT MY FATHER DURING SEX. i'll call you when i'm on my way over.
i love my best friend.