Jan 08, 2006 10:11
In the past week or so my family has invested in new silverware. At first I was excited, I was like "yeah two sizes of spoons now!I can see myself in the reflection of this huge butter knife". Life was good, until I was hungry. I don't understand what I'm so conscience about when I'm sticking this spoon in a bowl of chowder. Soon I won't be able to see my reflection. I know, they get washed, but it's not the same. Every time they get washed they'll get more distorted and kind of grimey? I don't know what they'll look like, but I can tell you they won't look like me anymore.It would be a lot easier just to bust out our old silverware. It'll be like, "let's throw down on some pasta." "Pass those mashed potatoes." "You know,Hell Yeah I'll have some more cake."
I can't do this to myself anymore. I'm hungry, I'll just get a pop tart.