Ann Coulter Mad Libs
In her article about the Scooter Libby conviction she said
It was not a crime to reveal Valerie Plame's name because she was not a covert agent. If it had been a crime, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald could have wrapped up his investigation with an indictment of the State Department's Richard Armitage on the first day of his investigation since it was Armitage who revealed her name and Fitzgerald knew it.
With no crime to investigate, Fitzgerald pursued a pointless investigation into nothing, getting a lot of White House officials to make statements under oath and hoping some of their recollections would end up conflicting with other witness recollections, so he could charge some Republican with "perjury" and enjoy the fawning media attention.
As a result, Libby is now a convicted felon for having a faulty memory of the person who first told him that Joe Wilson was a delusional boob who lied about his wife sending him to Niger.
Let's play a fun game called change the names and see if there is still no crime.
If you replaced the name Scooter Libby with Bill Clinton and Fitzgerald with Ken Star in her article, I don't think Coulter would draw the same conclusion. Why the double standard Coulter? I'm sure you have a cheeky come back, but in reality, you are just one eloquent, hot, delusional boob and I won't date you, but well as long as we use a condom (I don't want to get any of her elephant germs)...
Is it sick, the thought of Ann Coulter talking dirty mean she just talks and it still turns me on. Tehe Andy hasn't been laid in a while and its starting to show.
Perjury is a grave offense. Our legal system breaks down when people lie under oath. So, to stop that, we have to prosecute lying about a crime just as hard as lying about no crime at all even if you think the non crime is silly like_______________ (insert leaking the name of someone you had the permission to leak the name of if you are a delusional boob or getting a blow job if you are a pinko godless slut, I don't care).
If your imagination is failing here is the revised version of the Coulter quote
It was not a crime to receive oral sex from Monica because she was not a hooker. If it had been a crime, Special Prosecutor Kennith Star could have wrapped up his investigation with an indictment of Clinton on the first day.
With no crime to investigate, Star pursued a pointless investigation into nothing, getting a lot of White House officials to make statements under oath and hoping some of their recollections would end up conflicting with other witness recollections, so he could charge some Democrat with "perjury" and enjoy the fawning media attention.
As a result, Clinton is now an impeached president for having an affair with some fat ugly girl.
It was not a crime to reveal Valerie Plame's name because she was not a covert agent. If it had been a crime, Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald could have wrapped up his investigation with an indictment of the State Department's Richard Armitage on the first day of his investigation since it was Armitage who revealed her name and Fitzgerald knew it.
With no crime to investigate, Fitzgerald pursued a pointless investigation into nothing, getting a lot of White House officials to make statements under oath and hoping some of their recollections would end up conflicting with other witness recollections, so he could charge some Republican with "perjury" and enjoy the fawning media attention.
As a result, Libby is now a convicted felon for having a faulty memory of the person who first told him that Joe Wilson was a delusional boob who lied about his wife sending him to Niger.
Let's play a fun game called change the names and see if there is still no crime.
If you replaced the name Scooter Libby with Bill Clinton and Fitzgerald with Ken Star in her article, I don't think Coulter would draw the same conclusion. Why the double standard Coulter? I'm sure you have a cheeky come back, but in reality, you are just one eloquent, hot, delusional boob and I won't date you, but well as long as we use a condom (I don't want to get any of her elephant germs)...
Is it sick, the thought of Ann Coulter talking dirty mean she just talks and it still turns me on. Tehe Andy hasn't been laid in a while and its starting to show.
Perjury is a grave offense. Our legal system breaks down when people lie under oath. So, to stop that, we have to prosecute lying about a crime just as hard as lying about no crime at all even if you think the non crime is silly like_______________ (insert leaking the name of someone you had the permission to leak the name of if you are a delusional boob or getting a blow job if you are a pinko godless slut, I don't care).
If your imagination is failing here is the revised version of the Coulter quote
It was not a crime to receive oral sex from Monica because she was not a hooker. If it had been a crime, Special Prosecutor Kennith Star could have wrapped up his investigation with an indictment of Clinton on the first day.
With no crime to investigate, Star pursued a pointless investigation into nothing, getting a lot of White House officials to make statements under oath and hoping some of their recollections would end up conflicting with other witness recollections, so he could charge some Democrat with "perjury" and enjoy the fawning media attention.
As a result, Clinton is now an impeached president for having an affair with some fat ugly girl.