[hello! again! :D]

[double_nomsalot]

My apologies for my prolonged absence. I realize I left quite suddenly and with little warning; but certain things are more important even than the good work I do here. Namely, the appearance, deep in the Sumatran rainforest, of a rare Rafflesia blossom. With mere days in which to view the precious Corpse Flower before it withered - to say nothing

Comments

[cake_is_a_bang]

Can you eat it?

[double_nomsalot]

As it reeks of decaying flesh, I don't see why anyone besides me would want to.

[cake_is_a_bang]

If it smells then why the fuck do you have it in your apartment?!

[double_nomsalot]

It's a rare and beautiful flower; a vision of transience that blooms only once and briefly, deep within jungles where none are present to witness its beauty but the uncaring flies.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Yeah, yeah. I bet it would burn pretty, un.

[double_nomsalot]

I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Moreover, I wouldn't recommend you try to touch it.

[double_nomsalot]

It smells good.