To whom it may concern (namely, the morons out for his blood)

[double_nomsalot]

It occurs to me that tonight is a very good night to move the carnivorous plants to the hallway into the apartment. After all, that flytrap is running out of space in the living room. Perhaps I should consider a move - eight-foot ceilings might prove to be inadequate for this year's crop after all.

Or maybe next to my bed would be a more suitable place for it. I simply can't decide.