God is testing me...
Oh, I'm in sooooo much trouble. (cheeky)
Ok.. so I'm living as if hubby is brother and NOT hubby. Trying to get the kids adjusted before we file for the big "D". For those that don't know, hub and I have moved back to where we grew up; where family and friends still live in order to have a support structure for getting the divorce. Apparently, I'm giving off the single vibe already. [smiles deviously] The cable guy gave me his phone number after making several subtle advances. Oddly enough, I ALMOST called him, but he's only a child (maybe late 20's) and not all that cute. I felt a little like Mrs. Robinson. The only reason I was tempted was because he's the only man to show any interest in YEARS!!!
That happened last Thursday. Then yesterday, I was talking with a girl at work about which church she goes to. She tells me. And I say, "I used to know the pastor there!" But what I was thinking was, "I used to bang the pastor's son there!" Turns out, he still goes to that church and is currently UNMARRIED. OMG!! I went to senior prom with this guy, and last night I looked him up in the old year books. Yummy!
So what is going on here??? How I wish I could know the future. Crystal ball, where are you??? I think I'm about to make some really bad mistakes. OK, I passed on the cable guy, which was a smart thing to do... but what about the pastor's son? Lunch sounds sooooo tempting. Maybe he won't remember me, right? But I have a feeling all guys remember tux rentals, regardless. Well... we'll see! My friend is going to tell him I said "Hi."
Dun Dun Dunnnnnn
Ok.. so I'm living as if hubby is brother and NOT hubby. Trying to get the kids adjusted before we file for the big "D". For those that don't know, hub and I have moved back to where we grew up; where family and friends still live in order to have a support structure for getting the divorce. Apparently, I'm giving off the single vibe already. [smiles deviously] The cable guy gave me his phone number after making several subtle advances. Oddly enough, I ALMOST called him, but he's only a child (maybe late 20's) and not all that cute. I felt a little like Mrs. Robinson. The only reason I was tempted was because he's the only man to show any interest in YEARS!!!
That happened last Thursday. Then yesterday, I was talking with a girl at work about which church she goes to. She tells me. And I say, "I used to know the pastor there!" But what I was thinking was, "I used to bang the pastor's son there!" Turns out, he still goes to that church and is currently UNMARRIED. OMG!! I went to senior prom with this guy, and last night I looked him up in the old year books. Yummy!
So what is going on here??? How I wish I could know the future. Crystal ball, where are you??? I think I'm about to make some really bad mistakes. OK, I passed on the cable guy, which was a smart thing to do... but what about the pastor's son? Lunch sounds sooooo tempting. Maybe he won't remember me, right? But I have a feeling all guys remember tux rentals, regardless. Well... we'll see! My friend is going to tell him I said "Hi."
Dun Dun Dunnnnnn