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so yesterday an escort offered me and my friends jobs at one of several of her cathouses. i'm serious, she bought like 400 bucks worth of stuff, without trying anything on. if i'm sick of being a telemarketer or retail worker i can be a prostitute,i'm sorry escort (you can have sex with them only if you want, and for extra, and as long as he's not a cop, thats what she said anyway) but in the event that you do go to jail you only need to pay $50 dollars to get out.
yeah, i'd really like to have the word whore on my permanent record.
in other news...... things i've witnessed recently and that i would like to remember later are....
fire farts
a pretty good french move
oh maybe something i'd like to forget (love sounds)
a guy with a jerry curl asking me for my number
my manager actually kissing me on the cheek (i'm like her new daughter)
cigarettes
first pedicure
the most boring bowling game in the world
yeah, i'd really like to have the word whore on my permanent record.
in other news...... things i've witnessed recently and that i would like to remember later are....
fire farts
a pretty good french move
oh maybe something i'd like to forget (love sounds)
a guy with a jerry curl asking me for my number
my manager actually kissing me on the cheek (i'm like her new daughter)
cigarettes
first pedicure
the most boring bowling game in the world