i don't like to workout, but i'll push up on yo mama!

[double_duece]

Now, at 12:35a.m., I'm thinking it was a bad idea to drink that energy drink half an hour ago. I thought I would need it to stay awake so I could do chemistry homework that was due at 11:59, but I forgot. Things are going pretty well. I understand everything in calc now, which is super. Annnnd there are 8 days left of class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEESS. Apparently the physics professor isn't taking attendance tomorrow due to the insertion of a new chancellor, which is convenient so I don't have to go sign the attendance sheet and leave half way through the class. Tex and Russ told a story to Ashtin about how Tex has only one testicle. And I believed it. It's not true. Not that I found out physically, but I was the subject of ridicule for at least 15 minutes. Got some pretty cool plans with Cameron this weekend, it should be fun. Everyone is going to Wilmington for Saad's birthday, which sucks because I have a tremendous paper to write. English final. I don't even know what I'm going to write about yet, and it has to be 10 pages with at least 8 scholarly sources. This weekend was prrrrrreeeeeeeettyyyy fun. Could have been better, I suppose, if there were more King Cobra involved. Oh that's right. I went there. Chem test Thursday, calc test Friday. I hate my educational life. Ah word. Tex and I played soccer Monday with some guys, and it was really fun. We played with this African kid named Abraham, and he stepped on my ankle. We juiced them anyway. Anastasia came so we had to make it next goal wins so we could go eat... since she can't drive in the dark. Haha. Yeah. Anyways Tex and I got nasty and put them out of their misery of getting pimped all over. I should basically go pro. Because I'm conceited and better than everyone. Except for killa B. He would own me. IF HE WERE TO EVER BE FOUND WHEN WE WANT TO PLAY SOCCER! GOSH! I do love him, though. Yep, that'll do it for the update.

Oh yeah, and in case you wondering, I am gay.