28 De-fuckin-grees!
What the hell is going on here?! I wake up at 7:30am and it's 28 degrees? What gives? Is it May 3rd really? Why is it so freaking cold? When does winter end in this town? Am I in Alaska? Is it global colding. a new environmental hazard caused from cigarette butts and aerosol cans? How am I going to get to school to teach today without my gloves? These are the questions I ask myself as I await my body's process of removing toxins. Maybe that's why I'm so cranky. Of course it is. It Is good to be up in the morning however, cold or not. I like getting up early and getting a good start on the day. It always makes me feel so energetic and responsible, especially after a full, good night's sleep. Now to break my fast on eggs and toast and for the rest of the day lots and lots of healthy delicious apples, applesauce and the juice of apple. Apples and epsom salt baths, that's the ticket, that's the way to cleanse the toxins. Yeah, then I'll be perfect. Then I'll finally be happy!