crab man

[dottz]

saw a funny man today....he came with this mop on a lead and tied it to a post and then went to look in a window. and then he just walked from side to side like....yep! uve gessed it! a crab! he was great. so wots been happenin lately? not much i do believe. mr. mcgill wot a poo hed, on my report he sed one of my targets was to be less chatty in his class and then wen ms broadley questioned him bout it he sed i was really annoyingly chatty which i personally think is a load of crap but o well. and also ms rakelbooooooooooooooooooooooooooom sed she was gona fone home cos apparently yesterday (even tho i dont think we had a lesson) she told me to bring in my book. and i didnt today so she like almost started to cry and was like "im gona call home!" blaaaa blaaa blaaaaaa that teacher is the stupidist teacher in the world....without question. ooooooooo i think mr wojcik (and yes that is how u spell it...i think) so anyway he might be fired! cos apparently he slapped some girl in year 11. but i personally dont think he would do that. i mean hes a completely wanker and he clearly has an anger problem but i dont think he would actually slap a girl...and if he did for one hes an idiot and for another if he slaps he is as girly as jamie (in my glass) cos he will bitch slap u if u get on his nerves....trust me hes slapped me before cos i was teasin him. ha wot a woman. so i dont think much else has been happenin. got belgium and mum and dads joint birthday party (bless) next week. they dont usually have joint birthday parties but its gona be their 50th birthdays!!!!!!!!!!!! :O but it is cool they hav hired a coach and we are all goin up to brighton for the day so that should be friggin great....(there are loads of families comin not just ours incase ur wonderin) but the coach has a coffee machine!!.....well its sounds cool to me ok? ok well wow! i have written loads so therefore...wow i sound so grown up...soz....so im gona go!

adios amigos