Quick TV post, y'all

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Okay WOW. I mean, I expected it to be bad, obviously it was going to be bad, but that? That was basically the ideal perfect parody of all CW shows ever, atleast in their scifi/fantasy section. When they threw in that voiceover/writing in the journal thing? I cried, tears of pure confused and horrified joy because how is this show REAL? It's like something you should see on Funny or Die! I just can't wrap my head around who thought this would be a good idea, Kristin Kreuk as a cop in a show that is called Beauty and the Beast but basically ignores the entire heart and backbone of the original story in favor of trite done-to-death-and-vampires-did-it-better crapfest stuffed full of clichés. Yeah I know, "tell me how you really feel?" Answer: IT SUCKED. A truly baffling amount. I really and truly want - nay, NEED to find out how this show got made. SOMEONE TELL ME. Screw the mystery of life, the universe and everything - this is what I have to know!


Speaking of bad: TVD? We're breaking up. Again. Someone poke me when Damon and Elena makes out again in like a year or two -or if Caroline and Rebekah ever gets some decent storylines - I might tune in for that, but until then I'm sooooooo out.