I need to get out more, if this is all I got to laugh at.

[dottie_parker]

Dottie says: BRB must get Pepsi.

ninedoors says: k

Dottie says: BUURP

ninedoors says: lol

Dottie says: ok, back.

Dottie says: Maybe that's why they don't like me! It's my manners!

ninedoors says: you're so gross!

Dottie says: what!

ninedoors says: burping girl

Dottie says: In some cultures, it's a sign of appreciation for a good meal!

Dottie says: Or so I'm told.

ninedoors says: you drank pop, that's not a meal

Dottie says: According to my oldest sister, it's one of the two food groups.

Dottie says: The other is Doritos.

ninedoors says: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm doritos

Dottie says: I hate getting cheesy teeth, though.

Dottie says: GROSS

ninedoors says: i don't like the doritos burps afterwards

Dottie says: I am KILLING myself, here.