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Tomorrow I have a science test. And a french test. And I think I might have Enlgish due, and I don't know so I'm nervous. In English today we had to write about what the our ideal world would be like, so I started writing about how the Pope would be the president, until Jesus came. Then the Pope would be demoted to prince, and Jesus would be king of the world. We're also supposed to do a skit about why there are different languages in the world, it's going to be absurd.
Millions of years ago, the world's leaders were Mother Nature, Father Time and Little Brother Language. Everyone knew about Mother Nature and Father Time but no one cared about him. So he decided to fuck shit up and twist people's tongues up to get attention. When he twisted their tongues up, they statred speaking different languages. Then he became "SENOR LANGUAGE!".
The end.
Millions of years ago, the world's leaders were Mother Nature, Father Time and Little Brother Language. Everyone knew about Mother Nature and Father Time but no one cared about him. So he decided to fuck shit up and twist people's tongues up to get attention. When he twisted their tongues up, they statred speaking different languages. Then he became "SENOR LANGUAGE!".
The end.