ahem.
STARTREKSTARTREKSTARTREKSTARTREAKSTARTREAK!!!!!!
Holy shit. I wish I could go back in time like Mr.Spock and find my 12 year old self and be all "don't be sad 'cause one day you're gonna get really hot and have lots of hot guys and everyone you had a crush on will be fat and ugly and you'll have the most awesome job in the world and you'll be in school for something you love AND YOU'LL GET TO WATCH THE MOST AWESOME STAR TREK MOVIE EVER AT THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING"
oh, and...