"Do they always ask you those questions?" "naw, normally they ask about my psorasis"
I got called in to do a reptile show for a charter school in Hollywood. The highlight of the entire thing was that at the end of the show, the kids kept asking me who would win if animal a vs. animal b.
"so if all the snakes fought together who would win?"
"Well I'd say Zeus because he's 9 feet long and 60 pounds"
"But what about the king snake? It eats other snakes"
"Yes. but it's a foot long"
"But like.. maybe it could sneak up behind it-"
"And what? Snipe it? no."
they only one they really stumped me on was tree frog vs. gecko. (Though I've seen the gecko eat pinkies so maybe he'd win)
The teacher suggesting that I name the ball python 'monty' was a plus too.
"so if all the snakes fought together who would win?"
"Well I'd say Zeus because he's 9 feet long and 60 pounds"
"But what about the king snake? It eats other snakes"
"Yes. but it's a foot long"
"But like.. maybe it could sneak up behind it-"
"And what? Snipe it? no."
they only one they really stumped me on was tree frog vs. gecko. (Though I've seen the gecko eat pinkies so maybe he'd win)
The teacher suggesting that I name the ball python 'monty' was a plus too.