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[dothebebop]

Lucky number slevin-seven, off to the races to see the new faces~!

Hello-hello, new people! Greetings from the one and only Edwaaaard. We hope you enjoy your stay. Good to have you with us, even if it's just for today.

Remember, of course, that for a small small fee, if there are any questions you might have, Edward would be very very happy to

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[dothebebop]

Hello, good sir and welcome to the Information Kiosk. Name, please~?

Well, only if you really want. Fayefaye says nothing's for free, but Ed likes helping! So for free it shall be! :D

[dothebebop]

Very nice to meet you, Mr. Kira~

But of course! The Grand Edward is all too happy to bestow kindness upon the needy. What is it that you want to know~?

[dothebebop]

Happy to hear it~

Oh! That's an easy one. Ed knows that Fayefaye said there was no rent, so shelter is free! That, and there's no need for any job, really, because people give out free things all the time.

So there's nothing for Mr. Kira to worry about! :D

[dothebebop]

Ohhh. Lots and lots of dangers for Mr. Kira to hide from. The City sets loose "curses." Big spooky things come out to play lots and lots.

Right now there's a scaaary man called Pyramid Head on the loose, killing people. Fayefaye says he judges and kills the guilty. Doesn't sound very nice, so Ed stays away like a good little girl.

[dothebebop]

But of course! Edward lives to serve~

Mmhmm! Edward's a little girl, always was, always will be~:D

Were you another person who thought Ed was a boy? There are lots of those.

[dothebebop]

Hmm, well, Edward made the name up for Edward! It's really Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV~

The other name Father-person called Edward was a little too gross. Françoise.

Meh, Ed likes Ed better. D:

[dothebebop]

Well, Ed has to be very unique too! Ed's a net diver from Earth, and when you netdive, you need a really fun name or everyone forgets you. Or when they talk about you, they don't like your name.

Everyone likes Ed's name! Though they started putting a Radical in front of it. "Radical Edward." It was still fun, but Ed likes her version best~don't you, Mr. Kira?